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szyszku0709

waiter! waiter! more freaky jean please!!!

clowncarstars

Friday be like “I found you faker!”

dudetiquette

beforeyougettoearth-deactivated

POPIPO •• ANIMATION POSTAL

If you want to support me, you can like it and reblog it thank you

acheh

i would do that too ngl

nordfjording

^what he said

nordfjording

schwazombie

"One doesn't need to make things unnecessarily complicated at the outset. He who raises his right arm at a slant forcefully and repeatedly while standing on a political stage at a political speech in front of a partially extreme right public is performing the Hitler salute. There is no need for 'allegedly' or 'similar' or 'debated'. The gesture speak for itself, it is documented on video. Whoever then wants to reinterpret it, whoever doesn't want to see (i.e., refuses to recognize) the Hitler salute, does so on their own behalf."

(sorry I am really bad at translating but this is roughly what it says, for my non-German speaking mutuals)

wildkip

"how much is 2+2?"

the well-educated maned wolf:

contemptible-scoundrel

they laughed me out of the steampunk inventors convention when I revealed my crank-powered penis masturbator contraption. they fucking laughed at me. they called it "redundant." [covering my eyes and sobbing while hunched over clutching a bottle with an XXX label on it, my airship uniform is in disarray my tie is undone the gears on my top hat are creaking etc] I'll show them who's "redundant" [looking over to my pneumatic lightning gun with steely eyes] I'll show them all

sexhaver

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

fernthefanciful

Like to charge, reblog to cast

halondrus

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

thememedaddy

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A Palestinian lawyer wearing his official robes kicks a tear gas canister back toward Israeli soldiers during a demonstration by scores of Palestinian lawyers called for by the Palestinian Bar Association in solidarity with protesters at the Al-Aqsa mosque compound in Jerusalem’s Old City, near Ramallah, West Bank

sashayed

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?