Cause All This Time I've Been Alive

30, TMA, into a bunch of nerdy stuff, hoping to write more, and kiss more women. Messages are open! Look, names are rubbish, you have our chumhandle, that's enough.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[314eater]

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

[darnacles-deactivated20150101]

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

[314eater]

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

[evvae]

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

[mysterxon-archive-blog]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[sapphling]

getting the full deluxe realism mommy experience when i safeword and she gives me the "oh so i guess i'm just the worst dom in the world then, huh?"

[nostalgicfoxxosystem]

literally me like this hits so hard

[ouppygirlpaws]

[mosshroomish]

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

[citttadel]

You have to eat this out. This part

[citttadel]

ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING

[virtualgirladvance]

yall gonna lose your tongues doing this. please continue still

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[thelambliesdown1974]

victory royale

[sirenofshadow]

ma'am with all due respect I wish you would not refer to me as "Sillyhead" my attempts at fellatio have been earnest and serious, and your demeaning response is disheartening.

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[verdant-lightning]

flareon's little vest

[twocubes]

people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

[twocubes]

every so often since like, March, this post will spike in popularity, and I'll just suddenly know that a few thousand people somewhere are Going Through it for reasons I cannot know in any detail, like I'm some small node in our collective lymbic system that doesn't actually know what to do with the signals it's given. it's interesting.

[fairycosmos]

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

[durnesque-esque]

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.