Bajada Colorada

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Zeus: Give this golden apple to the goddess you think is worthy!

Me: *mouth stuffed and face smeared with apple juice* Whut?

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On one hand, they're basically what would happen if your bigoted aunts were world leaders…

On the other hand, giant women…

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Image description: photo of a brown sign with white text that reads: "You can't save everything cute, eat everything that tastes good, and kill everything you're afraid of and expect a working ecosystem to come out of it." -- Flip Nicklin, wildlife photographer

Image source: photograph by op

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actual interaction I saw yesterday

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does anyone else see My Hero Academia get abbreviated to MHA and then go "I don't remember this Monster Hunter game..." or am I just weird

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Hypothetically, how would Stevonnie get drunk?

I would assume gems can't get drunk cause they aren't organic, thus any pure gem fusions would be the same. However, Stevonnie is 3/4ths human, which probably means alcohol can affect them in some way. The question is, how? (We're going to assume Steven and Connie are of drinking age for this)

If, say, they go through a few shots and then unfuse, are the effects split between Steven and Connie evenly, or does it only affect one of them? Furthermore, if one of them gets drunk, then fuses with the other, is Stevonnie only half-drunk?

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What do gems taste like?

like what would happen if you… like… bit them?

I assume the gemstone itself just tastes like rock, but what about the rest of their body?

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Steven Universe AU where Homeworld is just a random cave and the gems are actually highly specialized eusocial insects

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story prompt I want to see:

When you were tasked with dealing with vengeful spirits, you thought that meant "Disgraced Knight" or "Jilted Lover," not "Tasmanian Wolf" or "Rodrigues Solitaire."

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ᗪIᗪ I ᗰEᗩᑎ ᑎOTᕼIᑎG TO YOᑌ

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This flashed into my head when I was recovering from surgery

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ᗪIᗪ I ᗰEᗩᑎ ᑎOTᕼIᑎG TO YOᑌ

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If there's ever another reboot of Carmen Sandiego, I want there to be an episode where she steals Godzilla

Not like, a costume of Godzilla, or a Godzilla movie

But the actual character of Godzilla, causing every piece of media that featured it to lack Godzilla

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

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How am I supposed to watch this? There's no dinosaurs!

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"if you're queer, stay alive purely to spite the ones who want you dead this pride month, if you're an ally, stay alive to support"

-anonymous

#813

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The downfall of the TADC fandom really needs to be scientifically studied

a little under 3 years with no significant drama happening, and then episode 8 drops and shit hits the fan so badly everyone involved with the show wants to distance themselves from it

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my favorite genre of bird picture