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me trying not to doxx myself on the time web: cant wait to visit new york and maybe see or not see the twin towers which may or may not be standing

the 2050s milf who likes all my cyber-nudes: i really hope they arent there andd havent been for like a while ;)

anphivenas

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

throathole

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

amirrorcalledthemoon

threeninesfine

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

coldbrewpup

i get knocked up

but i abort again

i'll never carry it to term

mag-agenttorture

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

coldbrewpup

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

mag-agenttorture

Stop killing babies.

coldbrewpup

which part of my bio are you struggling with? it's okay, take your time

calamity-corner

holy fuck this was such a classic i forgot about this lmaooo

amwult

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

kontrapoetik

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

maxxie-or-smth

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

pisshandkerchief

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

crabussy

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

nutongzhi

beans-ahoy

OpenGateLabs is shutting down unfortunately. They're clearing out stock, so if you need estradiol vials for cheap (upto 50 dollars off for some), now is probably the time before they close up