Apr 26, 2021
turkey's ex
Obviously @annefitzherbert scares me a little bit. Both with her personality and with how frequently she still communicates with Turkey...
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"
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turkey's ex
Obviously @annefitzherbert scares me a little bit. Both with her personality and with how frequently she still communicates with Turkey...
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"
text 💬 nanne
Nadia: Did anyone like, die this year? Because it's December 2nd and no one has sent us the yearly mistletoe question yet, so the only explanation is WHOEVER USUALLY SENDS IT IS DEAD!
Who are the top five most intimidating people in Auradon?
@darlingvirginias. It seems so easy to get on her bad side!
@annefitzherbert.
@izzyslade.
@jason-shocke.
@madmyrcellamim.
HONESTY HOUR !!
text 💬 annsidy
Cassidy: Where do you stand on the whole 'calling the third member of the folklore love triangle August' issue?
WIS: Yourself, Ruby, Anne, Lily, Ginny, Emery, Emmett, Spencer, Rocket, Felix, Cassidy with
Ew, you guys really think I’m supposed to care about all of these people and their gross love lives? Thanks, I hate it.
Me: Adventure and awesomeness. And also @margaerycharming.
@therubyfitz: Well since she bored @robbshood away I guess that means whoever she dates next should be someone boring. What about @sonnylemons? No one likes doctors, they save lives or whatever but it’s at the expense of having any kind of personality!
@annefitzherbert: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ANNE SUCKS! And @casperlockex is always saying how @sumskellingtwin is a boring fun-sucker so she’d be perfect for my sister!
@lilyofthegoth: She’s going to get mad at me for saying this BUT OH WELL! It’s been my job ever since I met Lily to make sure she has fun and lives her best life and then she WENT OUT AND GOT A TOTAL SNOOZEFEST BOYFRIEND WHO BRINGS HER BACK INTO HER SHELL! So dump @liamdvbois, stop being a turtle, and maybe you could go become a pirate with @tobiasslade! DO IT. DO IT NOW.
Ginny: UHHH I’m running out of people, you guys! THIS LOVE CRAP ISN’T FUN FOR ME! Maybe Ginny could go out with @lishangjr or something since he’s old and I already gave his girlfriend to Anne.
@emery-gothel: I STILL SAY NOBODY, sorry! Nobody here has proven that they’re good enough for her and it’s really boring and annoying watching her throw herself at boys that keep saying she’s like a little kid! I mean, I guess her liking all the wrong people gives me an excuse to attack people with my frying pan, which I love to do... but Em always says she doesn’t want me to do that on her behalf so therefore her love life is cancelled.
@emmett-thunderstrike would be related to me if Anne marries Summer and he marries @winskellingtwin, so obviously that’s cancelled. Maybe he could get with @haverlyarendelle since they always talk about each other for no reason! Or if there is a reason, I have no idea what it is, I don’t pay attention to them like that!
@spencer-thunderstrike: He’s a butthead but some people like that or whatever. Maybe @diamcndskylucy? She looks like she could deal with grumpy people. Or maybe that’s just her face, what do I know?
@rocketstrongbow: Who did I say for her before? I already forgot so they couldn’t have been that fun, whoops! Maybe she can get with @djcygnet when his grumpy grandma cancels another marriage or something. She’s cooler than most princesses and he also has fun pets, which, you know, I support. Everyone should have those in their lives, even if they’re just stealing them from their boyfriends.
@felixstabby: He’s just gross and only cares about naked stuff! @lagunadelmar seems like she likes to be naked, so can they both go be in a naked cave far far away where I never have to hear about it ever?
@cassidystabbington is also grumpy and boring!!! I know I’m amazing but I can’t fix people who want to be the worst! Maybe stick her with @jacksondoppler so he can fly her into outer space and leave her there!!!
i need entertainment
text 💬 virganne
Virginia: I can’t believe you slept with that chick.
Virginia: ASU beds are so small, I could never share with anyone, no matter WHAT strange things their roommates were doing to chase them out of their rooms.
text 💬 sydanne
Sydney: Were you ever like... tempted to use illicit drugs with Turkey when you guys were together?
text 💬 annsidy 🔪
Cassidy: I can't be the only one that fucking hates mandatory cheer team 'Bachelor' night, right?