私を殺して

Can I just hire someone to suffocate me in my sleep?

[chenalii-deactivated20210920]

☂️

[insomtiny]

umbrella academy: *has a scene where a 50 y/o hitman in a 13 y/o body is getting chased around a mall and shot at by two assassins in weird masks, whilst he’s carrying around the mannequin he’s in love with, “don’t stop” by queen is playing the entire time*

me:

[meg-ikarp]

a time-traveling 58-year-old assassin committing mass homicide is actually something that can be so personal,

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[deadlight-loser]

When he scrunches up his nose and does his little shake it really makes my heart go 🥺💖

[loveforpennywise]

Oh my god, so fucking cute ❤️

[ohhh-pennywise]

[caitsgates]

“ugh these characters just feel like someone’s OCs :///”

buddy i have some news about all of fiction

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[virtua]

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

uhm? i’ve been drinking water and? this shit is not half bad?

[bob-belcher]

[introfiant]

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

[sweetsteeths]

I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[pangur-and-grim]

who will stop him?

[pangur-and-grim]

the Aftermath: he stopped himself

[jayskull27]

He’s been stopped

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU FOOL. HE’S BACK

[harryedward]

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง