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33 F // I post trash.

[posiemae]

(๑ò◊ó ﾉ)ﾉ I’m Mae. 33. She/Her. Queer.

◟( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )◞♡⃛◟( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )◞ Happily married with a kid.

(*ꈍ꒙ꈍ*) I’m boring and I like to cross stitch.

˚✧₊⁎˓˓⁽̨̡ ˚͈́꒳​˚͈̀*⁾̧̢˒˒⁎⁺˳✧༚ My patterns are free.

(∗∕ ∕•̥̥̥̥∕ω∕•̥̥̥̥∕) If you sew them up I’d like to see!

[ozempicofficial]

[sacred-portal]

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[devilmokujin]

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[prokopetz]

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[journeymanhadderqwape]

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Guys check this shit out.

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[sandmandaddy69]

[dogpuppy]

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[lesbx]

my dog has eaten so many pizza rolls in his life i think he thinks they are dog treats and that’s why he is so flabbergasted every time he sees me eating them. hes like what the fuck do you think you’re doing with those

[lesbx]

you are so onto something because they do have that kind of *pop* between your teeth. Imagine them running around in a field

[donesparce]

you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow

[donesparce]

all i'm getting from the tags and replies on this post is the butter pillow has cast a devious spell on most of you. you have fallen for the trap of the butter pillow.

[donesparce]

how easily the human will crumples in the face of the butter pillow

[sandmandaddy69]

[throathole]

“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner

[audioexorcisms]