What

The fuck

[officialunitedstates]

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[casnebula-blog]

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

[officialunitedstates]

core-ean

[positiveandanxious]

Wally: I can't believe it. She likes you.

Sammy: Everybody likes me.

Wally: People on ecstasy don't even like you.

[dyslexic-shirmp]

someone: *runs* me: nice sonic reference

[thebbros]

I wonder who won

[thebbros]

THIS IS PRICELESS! What does Cuphead and Mugman think of this?

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[theniceprincess-tnp]

NOPENOPENOPENOIOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[umbral-bonsai]

SHUT IP AND GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

[wolfieskies25-deactivated202107]

K… XD

[ihaileysenpai]

I’m Still broke XD

[positiveandanxious]

MONEY

[slimetony]

what do people in relationships even do

[fakecel]

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

[slimetony]

okay. didnt ask

[khanate-blog]

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

[slimetony]

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

I have never related to a post more

[hanenicole3]

the fucking struggle 😭

[therosethtsmokesclouds-deactiva]

If this shit ain’t me 😒

[callmedeku24]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Wheezing

[jadorexjaii]

Bitch omg.

[hunchoeatsfirst]

ME

[positiveandanxious]

FUCKS SAKE ME

[positiveandanxious]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[leftboob-enthusiast]

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

[thesilencedmasses]

*off-key kazoo*

[positiveandanxious]

me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[positiveandanxious]

Yes

[positiveandanxious]

Why I'm single

Crush: so what do ya wanna do

Me: *internally* *sex murder party blasts*

Me:

Crush:

Me: ...

Me: idk mate it's up to you

[positiveandanxious]

Noodle: Welcome to bible study! We're all children of Jesus

Noodle, filming Murdoc snorting coke: Kumbaya, my Lord!

[positiveandanxious]

2-D: You know, I used to be able to put two legs behind my head.

Murdoc: I mean, I can do that, too. Just not MY legs.

[positiveandanxious]

Russel, standing outside of Noodle’s room: NOODLE, WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!

Noodle: I’M GAY

Russel: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU

[shit-the-gorillaz-never-said]

My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.

2-D (via shit-the-gorillaz-never-said)

Me too

[intensional]