I Am Inimitable I Am An Original

[laughing-thrush]

Mom tried to call her inside but she was enjoying her pot of dirt

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[sentimental-apathy]

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[cosmic-noir]

I don’t know why I’m fucking screaming at this lmfaoooooo

[fuckingsushi]

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[00jinx]

😂😂😂

[octopussiour]

[teathattast]

a star

[hymnofvalefor]

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

[thefruitthatgodforgot]

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

[feminismcollectives]

My reblog speed tho -

[danandphileveryday]

So quick

[letitbefiction]

I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this

[alexaduke]

[taco-bell-rey]

when you gossip to your friends and they prove it wrong

[sixpenceee]

Watch the whole thing. The artist is dr_mederos. More interesting posts here: @sixpenceee

[newtnewt92]

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for

Please explain

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[awwww-cute]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[loquaciousliterature]

Molly Weasley is best mom! <3 

Hope you guys enjoy this Molly / Sirius showdown!! This scene was such a fun one to make, I love drawing drama! >:^)  

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[olderboy-aesthethic]

[bunjywunjy]

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25