It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I canāt find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I donāt know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.
As a general rule, if you're having food cravings, you should probably pay attention to that, because it's usually a sign that your body needs something. Like, if you've just finished a workout and are suddenly desperately craving fries? Maybe you're low on salt, you did just sweat a whole bunch. Period cravings for junk food? Your body's under some stress and working hard, you need energy, and foods with a lot of fat and/or sugar are an easy way to get that.
Back in the early 1900's when exploring Antarctica was all the rage, y'know what was a major part of everyones daily rations? Butter. Just butter. The men out on the sledging teams would have cravings to eat entire sticks of butter with nothing else, so that was included in their rations. And that happened because under those extreme circumstances, their bodies desperately needed as many calories as possible, so their diet consisted mainly of butter, chocolate, and animal fat. Eating entire sticks of butter was the healthiest possible diet for them.
That's an extreme example of course, but my point is, there's no such thing as inherently Good or Bad food. Anything that's edible can be healthy under the right circumstances, just like anything can be an unhealthy choice under the wrong circumstances. Your body knows what it needs. Listen to it. Unless you're actively going through a serious medical situation, you do not need a tightly restricted diet. Diet culture is a scam, body fat is natural and healthy, food is good for you, and calories are the fuel your body needs to power its continued survival.
Donāt mind meā¦Iām just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.
So maybe thatās why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. Thatās my explanation for it.
A young Peter Capaldi with Lis Sladen, who was already appearing as Sarah Jane Smith in Doctor Who.
Colourised (not by me) photo from this article in the Bishopbriggs Times.
An interview with a young Peter Capaldi from the Bishopbriggs Times in which he talks about his desire to appear in Doctor Who - and to have a TARDIS in his room!
imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as āpercy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetorā because the thought doesnāt even cross your mind. likeā¦ heās percy. heās a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling āI LOVE NEW YORKā (which makes no sense, because theyāre in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day thereās an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. heās yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and whyā¦. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than youāve ever seen. heās controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemiesā ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that itās making it hard to stand up steadily. because heās somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. heās like a god. or maybe a monster. itās hard to tell. youāre a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because itās extraordinary. heās extraordinary.
No, actually I will never be over Annabeth throwing her knife into the ocean hoping Percy will notice and come help only to have Percy, king among boyfriends, make the most dramatic ass entrance, knocking out attackers with a giant wave, ocean waves cascading behind him as he casually walks up onto the beach to Annabeth, hands her her knife and says āI think you dropped this.ā Fucking legend.
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Calls you Angel, baby and then darling when youāre older.
Heās a hugger and very affectionate. He likes to hold your hand and stroke his thumb affectionately over your hand, marvelling at the size difference of both of your hands and how yours fits neatly into his. He squeezes your hand three times in a row to silently let you know that he loves you, that heās there, especially any time you seem stressed or anxious.
Carries your bags everywhere if youāre out, reaching for them instinctively. Doesnāt matter if theyāre not heavy, heāll always shoulder even the most lightweight things for you.
You still tease each other and are always laughing but itās very different to how it was when you were friends, in the most wonderful way. You will make a joke and earn a kick spank on your bum or heāll laugh and pull you in for a kiss, always keeping that sense of affection even as you rip into each other.
Despite often being the co-centre of attention, George can actually get a little intimidated around large crowds, especially if heāa feeling a little sensitive or down. He hides it well from most people, even his twin, but he knows that nothing escapes you.
He loves being a twin, but sometimes can be a little sensitive about it, particularly as heās the younger one and always seen as the second twin. He definitely deals with a lot more of mental negativity towards himself than his counterpart and sometimes struggles with self esteem issues due to always being compared. You never let him fester on these for long and always go out of your way to let him know that he will always be first for you, the first choice and youāre number one.
Heās actually a really good cook and loves seeing you enjoy what heās made. He doesnāt use magic most of the time, finding the process of cooking quite therapeutic, especially after a long day at the shop when he wants to unwind. He always looks ridiculously hot to you like this, his suit jacket and sometimes waistcoat removed, tie hanging loosely around his neck and a few buttons undone as he chops up ingredients. Itās led to many a NSFW moment between you both, which only extends the cooking process.
Heās comfort personified, like a walking example of a warm autumn day or a walk blanket on a cold one. He calms you, warms you and comforts you im every sense and takes great pride in knowing that he can be the only one that provides this for you.
Would make an incredible dad, something you tell him often. Youād planned your futures together very early on in your relationship though you donāt rush into things, enjoying each and every step along the journey of your lives. Each and every time you mention how heād be an excellent husband or daddy, he blushes outwardly and his heart soars at the thought. To him, itās the greatest compliment you could give.
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Kissing george is a religious experience that you never take for granted. Even the sweetest peck is both comforting and exciting. The hot and heavy kissing makes your knees shake as he pulls you into his body and holds you in ways that romantic comedies would envy. His favourite is to pull you by your hips so that youāre pressed tightly to his, allowing you to feel his excitement as he kisses you passionately, one hand tucked into your hair as his tongue glides across yours sensually.
Pussy. Eating. King. His lips, tongue and his big angled nose all create the perfect throne for you to sit on. He loves it, you love it and heās absolutely masterful at his craft. His personal favourite is to have you sit on his face, especially when youāre hips begin to rock as you approach your climax, his face getting covered in your juices.
He has a slight breeding kink, heās a Weasley after all, but itās never truly discovered until you actually start trying for a baby. Heās always liked the idea of you pregnant, knowing that the little growing bump would be the most obvious sign that youāre carrying his child, but heās never realised how much he liked it until it was a possibility. To him, itās more of an arousing dream than a kink, finding it overwhelmingly hot that youāre his wife, carrying his child and that very thought makes him feral.
Definitely praise kink. Heās absolutely gone each and every time you comment on how well heās fucking you or eating your pussy, his name on your lips as you writhe in delicious pleasure. Itās not that he needs to hear it per se, he knows where his talents lie, but it drives him absolutely wild to hear those words fall from your lips.
Heās not overly dominant in general but he can get a little jealous and can get a little rough as he reminds you exactly who you belong to. Youāre his and how dare anyone think they could look or touch whatās his. Definitely likes the idea of daddy kink when heās in this sort of mood but he knows that day to day itās not something he could commit to with you, preferring to have equality in your relationship.
Definitely open to being a little submissive. He loves when you take control and use him for your own personal pleasure, knowing that itās him that is providing it for you. Not really into mommy kink but he likes elements of it, like how you praise him for being so good for you as you ride him like a pornstar.
This man undoubtedly came within a minute the first time he was inside of you, the sensations completely overwhelming him. He couldnāt help it, heād wanted you forever and you looked so sexy below him, your wet, warm little pussy wrapped around his aching length was the last straw and he couldnāt hold back any longer. Heād been incredibly embarrassed and apologised over and over but you actually found it hot that he couldnāt last. Over the years heās gotten a lot better at lasting longer but even now he sometimes looses it way before he should because of how worked up he is. He knows that you somehow seem to like it and he always makes it up to you in other ways, mostly with his mouth.
His dirty little secret is that he still masturbates occasionally, though he never seeks out anyone else to fantasise about and uses the increasing stack of dirty Polaroids that youād created together over the years. Thereās just something about wrapping his hand around his own length and taking care of himself whilst looking at the most filthy photos of you he can find that he enjoys, feeling like a naughty boy doing something he shouldnāt.
Heās always been a little self conscious about his cock as it has a slight upward curve that he thinks is ugly, so much so that heād tried to put off being intimate with you at the beginning, despite his burning need for you. All of his fears were diminished when you saw it for the first time and your eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. As soon as he saw exactly what the little curve could do, hitting all this especial spots inside you effortlessly, he realised how grateful he was for his unique cock and though he still wished it was straighter for superficial purposes, he grew to be okay about it.
His sex drive is high but not as high as yours, which always blows his mind at how much you desire him always constantly. You were well matched though sexually and even if he rejected your advances occasionally you were always considerate and even more willing when he would next initiate.
Loves morning sex and would always chose that over anything, having you beside him still soft and sleepy as his hands wander over the curves of your body. Itās gentle and often lazy at the beginning but he adores it. He loves watching your lips part as he slides into you and the guttural moan that escapes your lips as he pushes in deeper and deeper until heās buried completely inside you, spooning you from behind. It all seems to natural, so uncomplicated in a morning, your naked bodies blending together in the most primitive way to bring each other pleasure.
and the thing is, i'm not saying kaz isn't also a serious person. he's very serious. he's deeply committed to the bit, usually at the detriment of everyone around him. he has such an annoying sense of humor. like, what else is he supposed to do? he's a little jewish boy trapped in a dickensian nightmare. what can he do but laugh at himself and this whole situation? he clearly doesn't find it funny at all, but at the same time, is constantly making little remarks only for the purpose of amusing himself. and inej. and also for inej as well. let me put inej here a third time for emphasis. anyway.
like if you think about it, jesper is more obvious with using attention-seeking and humor to run away from reality, but kaz wouldn't be friends with jesper if that really bothered him. he needs that. he's not going to admit it, but jesper sure is still here, isn't he? kaz and jesper undercutting each other and chuckling to themselves is literally how they get through the day, sometimes. this isn't about how jesper makes inej laugh more and kaz is always at least 50% seething about that. he's seething about everything. that's a man who is always at a low, roiling boil. listen. listen.
look. i'm trying to say people can be many things, as i made a funny little post about him doing magic tricks but don't want him to get flattened. so while kaz is very wet and traumatized, he's also surprisingly funny and bombastic. all the crows are like this, but i don't feel like going any further into it. striated. have layer
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