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18 :) this is a side blog I use to sort posts I want to save

[poltergrease]

My 2016 obsession is having a resurgence, have some domestic Stucky inspired by vintage couples illustrations

[redactedhaunt]

scourge and tiny 🐈‍⬛️🩸 wanted to show his relationship with his younger self in this drawing

[hawster]

[spongelll]

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"I don't even play into it"

yeah okay Will 🙄

[ watch it watch it watch it ]

[technofeudalism]

Surgeon Elisabeth Potter films herself discussing her patient's denial with United Healthcare. this is the same surgeon who was sued by UHC for “defamation” back in February after she revealed that UHC interrupted her in the middle of an active surgery.

[dubadoowop]

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

[beemovieerotica]

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

[elodieunderglass]

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[importantcatpics]

[dozydawn]

[caitlikescoffee]

[the-acid-pear]

[jennserr]

[miiilowo]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

mutual 2, 5, 9 and 7: [unrelated disco elysium fanart reblogs]

mutual 3: buying two-ply toilet paper makes you part of the bourgeoisie. stop fucking sending me anons about it i literally doooont care

mutual 4: i want a robot gf so i can spray her with the garden hose and then fill her with rice as a sex thing

mutual 1: JUST MASTURJACKED MY MEATUMS #NEVERKILLYOURSELF

mutual 5: guess who just got diagnosed with another personality disorder

mutual 6: [my little pony fancomic reblog where one of them is smoking weed]

mutual 7: i NEED him to skin me alive and wear me as a coat sooooooooo bad its not even funny dude

mutual 8: [spotify link with 1 note]

mutual 9: [20 informal posts in a row about various birds]

mutual 10: does anybody know how to do anything at all

mutual 1: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING AND POPPING WE JOPPING

mutual 11: [filtered post]

mutual 12: [filtered post]

mutual 13: [filtered post]

mutual 6: i am placin blocks & shit cuz im in fuckin minecraft. flint and steel. flint and steel. chicken jockey. flint and steel. chicken jockey

mutual 14: [filtered post]

mutual 1: [blurry flash picture of them running through the woods]

mutual 15: [filtered post]

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

[trax99c]

Video ID: a tiktok by Kevin Sanji, captioned "To Catch a Predator but Chris Hansen is hungry af". The video parodies the TV show, with Kevin as "Michael Velez, 27" entering an apartment with a pizza before being caught by Kevin as Chris Hansen, doing a believable impression of his narration with its tonal shifts. Transcript below.

Transcript Chris, narrating: What happens next is one of the most harrowing things we've captured on camera so far.

Michael: [walking in] Hello? I brought pizza.

Chris: [opens door] How about I take a slice? Why don't you have a seat for me?

Michael: Who're you?

Chris: Well, I'm Chris Hansen, with Dateline NBC.

Michael: Oh, no.

Chris: I sure could use a slice of that pizza.

Michael: Ugh, I knew it.

Chris: It looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry guy. Looks like you were expecting a thirteen year old boy.

Michael: Oh, man, I should've stayed home man. [holds head, slaps self in surrender]

Chris: Let me get a slice of that pizza.

Michael: Look, I've never done this before, okay? I know I should've stayed home, man. Ugh.

Chris: Is that sausage, or pepperoni? *My* hungry ass will eat just about anything.

Michael: I don't know what I was thinking, like, I'm- I'm sick, and I just lost my job, like-

Chris: Hungry hungry pizza for me! Give me slice, now.

Michael: Like I wasn't even gonna do anything, like, I- I don't know what I was doing.

Chris: I'll tell you what, I'd let this whole thing go for a slice of that pizza.

Michael: Like what happens now, like do I- am I gonna go to jail? Like... what do I do?

Chris: Well Michael, what exactly did you think was gonna happen here tonight? I'm not hungry? I don't take a slice?

Michael: Ugh-

[freeze frame in black and white]

Chris, narrating: I never got that slice. The police arrived moments later and the would-be predator was killed.

[adamsvanrhijn]

[penthesileas]

#hoping that someone will invent a way to keep it real in perhaps some kind of chintz involved situation (@javert)

[little-tunny]

So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day I’ve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (”times my ex made me cry” would be…a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!

[mysteriousk1n]

why does going to the obgyn after changing ur gender marker to M feel so embarrassing. miss receptionist i swear i have vagina

[tsalala]

Cheetah cubs feasting on an impala Taken in Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Madhur Nangia

[insomniamamma]

unrepentant and covered in blood with mama

[gayvampyr]

[savedgame]