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[Questions and requests are open]

— MINIORS DNI — NO IA SLOPS KYS —

• intro post | please read before following

my name Drystan / Tomma (He/Him) 🏳️‍⚧️||🇦🇷bisexual

• multishipper • selfshipper • artist & writer • gamer

[ this account is full of content, mostly fanart and selfship stuff]

[fandoms i'm in]

• Devil May Cry • Roblox • Mouthwashing • JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure • Creepypasta • Postal • Dexter

— sharing ships / main ships —

🌹 | • Dante × Drystan (Canon × Insert)

👽 | • Postal 3 Dude × Mr. President Drystan (Canon × Insert)

🍎 | • Postal 4 Dude × Postan (Canon × OC)

🍻 | • Movie Dude x Damiano Dude (Canon x OC)

🔪 | • Dexter Morgan x Dylan Mayers (Canon x OC)

🍏 | • Gary Smith x Nicole G. Duffer (Canon x OC)

any fictional content on this account that includes problematic behaviors, attitudes, or situations does NOT reflect my real-life morals, beliefs, or values. it’s simply fictional content that I enjoy sharing for fun and entertainment. I’m not trying to offend anyone, and I’m definitely not romanticizing, defending, or supporting harmful behavior outside of fiction. if this kind of content makes you uncomfortable, please just block me or limit your interaction with my account. I kindly ask that you refrain from leaving moralizing or hostile comments.

respect goes both ways, please and thanks.

#anti ai #intro post #pinned intro #pinned post #multishipper #selfshipper #send anons #anons welcome #send asks #ask me anything #postal 3 #postal movie #postal 4 #dexter 2006 #postal hellverse #dexter

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Buried alive, rotten apple

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Before Flesh & Wire Dude, we had Postan Dude

#lol #just kidding #postan dude #postal fandude #the postal dude #flesh & wire #flesh & wire dude

I think I'll delete this fucking blog

#i hate everything #just ughhh #idk what else to tag

definitely yes

#postal dude #postal bd #postal brain damaged #lol #peak trans #transgender

A month ago was our wedding anniversary (we've been married for 11 years)

I LOVE P3 SO MUCH, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

#postal dude #postal 3 #postal fanart #presi dude #mr president drystan #yumeship #self insert #oc x canon

POSTAN DUDE STANFORD P. DUDE

— P2: oh hell nah my son? for God's sake, he would never kill a fly...(That's what Judas would say to Jesus if his son were a genocidal maniac.)

#postan dude #postan #postal oc #the postal dude #postal 2 dude #postal hellverse #postal 2 #stan polar #postal fandude

He absolutely has to be a damn giant cat in constant paranoia.

#oh no gary again #gary smith #bully rockstar #bully canis canem edit #bully game #bully scholarship edition #my cat <3 #kitty cat #idk how to tag this #idk what else to tag

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT COLE X GARY

- Cole is Gary's watchdog, not to mention they're literally inseparable.

- Actually, Gary has no idea that Cole is Transmasc, because Cole always made sure to hide it for obvious reasons.

- Cole doesn't really smoke; he quit when he met Gary because every time they met, Gary would step on his cigarette box to "annoy" him.

- When Gary has panic attacks, Cole knows and is the first to try to calm him down. I like to think that Cole makes him watch his breathing so that Gary can mimic it.

A small drawing I did a while ago of Cole ;)

#bully game #bully rockstar #bully scholarship edition #oh no gary again #gary smith #cole duffer #bully oc #oc x canon #yumeship

Imagine being Cole and finding Gary's damn letter in your locker, being the same toxic jerk he always is...

Yo, sweet candy...I went through that math notebook you let me borrow, and don’t play dumb ’cause I saw EVERYTHING. Your notes from August 25th start in BLACK ink, then that shit starts fading like your excuses...so yeah, your pen ran out. And then suddenly you keep writing in PINK GLITTER ink?? Nah. Nah, don’t even try it. So let me get this straight...you had to ask somebody for a pen.

But YOU told me you sit far from any girls :) And what kinda pen is that? Yeah, exactly–a girl’s. And you lazy as hell, so don’t act like you got up to ask around.

You just turned to whoever was next to you. So I’m asking you AGAIN–who the hell is that girl? And why the hell are you sittin’ next to her? :) I really don’t get what I did to deserve you playing me like this. I loved you for real, no games, and you out here moving fake as hell.

I thought we had something solid...turns out you just another lying ass dude. You really out here cheating on me, huh? You got me messed up. Matter of fact, before you even get the chance to leave me for that girl–nah. I’m done with you. Right now.

#oh no gary again #gary smith #bully game #bully rockstar #bully scholarship edition #bully oc #cole duffer #bully canis canem edit #oc x canon

the pose he strikes when he tells me I'll be arrested for tax evasion

#the postal dude #postal 3 dude #postal 3 #postal dude #kitty cat #roblox #roblox avatar

i have nothing decent to say about this, but...oh my god P3 I love your nose...

HAPPY [BIRTHDAY] ANNIVERSARY TO P2 YAYY

that damn man is already 23 years old, so young! (He's wrecked by his magic pipe)

#postal game #postal 3 #postal dude #postal 2 #postal 2 dude #postal 2 fanart #postal 3 fanart #postal 3 dude #postal 3 is a fucking hell #postal 2 anniversary

Me, alone in the comfort of my room, creating a Frankenstein AU with Postal (and my oc x canon)

In this Frankenstein AU (Guillermo Del Toro) the dud is called Dude FrankStain and Stan is called Stain.

Stain is the creature seeking revenge on his creator for condemning him to an immortal life of suffering he never asked for. Meanwhile, Dude... well, he's Dr. Dude with postpartum depression (LOL)