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bad1dimagines

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

sakodumb

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

catlips001

synapple

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

husband

Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

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Wh

What?

husband

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healrosie

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

mason-bees

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.

insomniac-arrest

“The only true borders lie between day and night, between life and death, between hope and loss.” - these cats dealt with heavy shit man

riverlarking

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

archivedbarfblog

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

niggazinmoscow

I stan a bisexual clapback

b3gayd0crim3

Stormy Daniels is tired of this shit and she’s living her best life.

alphalewolf

ohio-college-athlete

He can walk his pretty ass right in my room

ohio-college-athlete

Boys will be boys

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ohio-college-athlete

Bro are you getting a boner

pierreguerot

floororanges

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

mihari

theearlofsandwich

gaywig

saturniata-remade-deactivated20

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

kawaii-kozume

Oh? Would you elaborate?

saturniata-remade-deactivated20

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

evilauthor

I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.

One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.

“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”

“I know I know.”

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.