Bro. Dude. Buddy.

any country song can be a lesbian country song if you try hard and believe in yourself

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[cuntylestat]

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

[kosmogrl]

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[duckdotcom]

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

[depsidase]

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[kitchenalia]

i disagree with my mutuals and people i follow all the time. it is normal because we are all just women talking. i forgive them like i would forgive a friend saying she loves the beatles while we have coffee

[chriswasoffline]

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked Phil Lester and he completely misinformed me with a smile on his face.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[toxicworkplaceyaoi]

new fave tweet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[pankendev]

this and a blunt [remembering i don't smoke]force trauma

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published