Bro. Dude. Buddy.

any country song can be a lesbian country song if you try hard and believe in yourself

[depsidase]

[userfish]

[thatlavendergremlin]

Galaxies are yurinating...

[spotforme]

don't say it like that

[gnomebutch]

My tumblr screen time is 23 hours a day but I don’t have TikTok so I’m better. I am stronger .

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[downwiththefleet]

Rumor has it that at the end of the pwhl expansion rainbow we get to find out what goaltender interference is

[kapricots]

Meet the 2026 NHL Draft prospect from a Caribbean island without an ice hockey rink

By Scott Wheeler | Published May 20, 2026 | The Athletic

Jaxon Cover was raised on Grand Cayman and is expected to be selected in the first two rounds of the 2026 NHL Draft. Illustration: Kelsea Petersen / The Athletic; photos courtesy of the Cover family, St. Andrew's College, Luke Durda / OHL Images

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[cuntylestat]

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

[kosmogrl]

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[duckdotcom]

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

[depsidase]

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[kitchenalia]

i disagree with my mutuals and people i follow all the time. it is normal because we are all just women talking. i forgive them like i would forgive a friend saying she loves the beatles while we have coffee

[chriswasoffline]

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked Phil Lester and he completely misinformed me with a smile on his face.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[ivy-michaels]

On account of the gender transition