eggs & bacon you're mistaken

| 25 | 🇩🇪 Bawü | 🏳️‍🌈

[mousegirlheart]

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[depsidase]

[seven-winged-liar]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[seven-winged-liar]

my bad gang there's one more

[estrapaded]

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[swamplevel]

liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny

[swamplevel]

like...clack clack. you know

[catchymemes]

[send-noodles-not-nudes]

I love the dad but his response made me immediately think of this:

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[human-pet-they]

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

[maykitz]

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[my-dailydreams]

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[heartdesiresss]

Missing touch, missing kisses, missing the slow burn of being wanted.