Love is often boring

Queer Asexual - Sucker for a Broadway musical. Deemed Trash Lord and Edgy Meme Lord. Gay Aunt who gives good advice.

[clawshots]

[zeekcat]

Stupid idea I had in my head when he keeps calling in the DLC lol.

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[godserene]

Corbeau just wants to be a sugar daddy is that too much to ask

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fishpanini]

*burps

[shmothman]

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

[mousegirlheart]

[yourlocalhermit2]

YEAH. TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!

[greatpretending]

listen here you little shit I'm going to beat your ass to smithereens and then I'm going to ride your dick so hard into hyperspace that we open up a third dimension

[drago-gatta]

Headcanon time:

Since Rust Syndacate HQ is near the Zone 5 I like to imagine that he goes in the sewer part of it to de-stress and play with the Venipedes. Kind of like a kitty bath, but with his favourite little bugs. And the Alpha Whirlipede doesn't bother him (they know better than that).

[darling-reveries]

@scoli-ravioli YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! ITS SO CUTE!

[ibly-ob]

I may be AroAce but I know a 10/10 baddie when I see one

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[softobytwt]

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

[raspbearystars]

every time i entered the hotel it was like this