Azalea

18 female slut for pasta

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfaoo

[sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated]

My favorite video in all history

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[sukme]

[deadliftsanddadjokes-deactivate]

This is either gay porn or something Christian

[gleefulabandon]

Not to ruin the magic and the mystery of that dead-on comment but not only is it a porn BUT HE FUCKS A PAPAYA.

[lord-kitschener]

[sorrywrld-deactivated20190515]

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

[theawesomeadventurer]

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Update:

Boozification has begun.

[yourunclejingo]

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

[zer0s0ldier-deactivated20191105]

Reblobbin for later

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Fucking nice.

[blondegingersaxon]

Nice tips

Also, Heil Hitler, you degenerate commie scum.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

…I’m a rational anarchist capitalist and a christian…

[nakererurish]

Letters from Kids to God

[jaiwrestledabearonce]

Snaps to God for the stapler.

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

Bruh I can’t

Children are so precious lol 😌😌

[unsaltedwaters]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER

[sadhoc]

step 1: 

step 2: 

step 3:

step 4: 

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

when i catch someone staring at me

[ohhshxtfuckkyofeelinqss-deactiv]

Lmfao ahh 😂

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[100proofvodka]

bless you

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

he focking forted out of his mouth!!!

[trans-shepard]

I love crum and want him to be safe.

[randomsplashes]

me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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[herr--katze]

You’re right I don’t

[spicymemesociety]

[gabbythegawd]

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

[imoverallofit]

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

[blvckgeezus]

I still want to know what led to this

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

sweaty on main

[thetyrannosaur]

sopping wet on main

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

absolutely soaked on main

[followthebluebell]

also fun news: we have a radioactive cat at work right now.  Her poop and pee has to be stored separately for 6 weeks to let the radiation decay.  We’re not allowed to touch her— i mean, we technically CAN but we can’t be face-to-face with her and no lap time allowed.  We can’t even be within 3 feet of her for more than 30 minutes. 

and she’s SO FRIENDLY.  she walks up with that little purruprpppruprrupp!! walk cats do.  She wants to be held.

Either that or she’s hoping her radiation will kill me.

[nonbinarydave-archived]

Wait how DID she get radioactive?

[followthebluebell]

Thyroid treatment!  She has hyperthyroidism, meaning her thyroids are making too many hormones.  Radioactive iodine (I-131) was used to destroy some of her thyroid, which will hopefully reduce the hormones released into her system.

[always-bookgasming]

You are one unprotected pat away from getting cat superpowers

[followthebluebell]

I think about this a lot. But it’s kind of a draw, isn’t it? Sure, i might get a cool cat power like the ability to nap anywhere and anytime but what if i get one of the bad ones? I’m already a neurotic mess without the catlike hearing. Watch out, I’m gonna spook myself over a leaf rustling and hack a hairball at a trashcan for being five inches to the left.

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Man put this cat down

[followthebluebell]

God no. She’s a young cat with an excellent quality of life. With her treatment completed, her thyroid is in great shape. There’s literally no reason to euthanise her.

[sexemulators]