Logan

•Just a lonely Potato tryin' to find his way in the world •

[sukimas]

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it's only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

[sukimas]

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

[pc-98s]

[anphivenas]

How do i get out of this

[anphivenas]

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THERE ARE TWO (2) TURTLE DOVES.

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[adamtotscomix]

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

current emotion: that face guys pull when they take pictures of their buttholes

[connorcillium]

[probioticstan]

[thickness-protection-program]

[xaviertriumphant]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pissvortex]

wtf do you mean adult content this is completely platonic male bonding

[clockmocker]

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[doppelgender]

I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

[glubby]

[clitorises]

It is hilarious making hookup arrangements as a busy adult… looking forward to seeing your pussy in ten business days

[beardedmrbean]

[meteor-falls]

[neat-potato-deactivated20251007]

[secretgarden]

[disabled-systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[disabled-systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[disabled-systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]