You Were Amazing

Lauren. 18.Toronto. Merlin. Harry Potter. Foxes

[mapsontheweb]

World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.

[marrow-bone]

If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.

[magic-owl]

I had peeps in my dorm last night and some dude jumps onTO MY BED WITH HIS SHOES ON and was like “yo what’s the big deal” like BOI MY FACE GOES THERE GET UR NASTY SHOES OFF

[archaeo-geek]

As a Canadian I thought it was just Americans who didn’t remove their shoes in their houses but turns out there are millions more RIDICULOUS HEATHENS around the world keeping their shoes on when somebody probably just swept the floor.

[tennantbutt]

[tennantbutt]

[memescomedy]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

merry christmas ho ho hoes

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

NO HALLOWEEN IS NOT OVER YET.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

IT’S ONE AM ON NOVEMBER FIRST AND SANTA HAS ALREADY POURED THE SHOTS

[sakura-rose12]

boobs? I think you mean my screen cleaners.

[anosci]

meanwhile, the characters in your ds game:

[ninja-pyro]

Oh My God

[csdragon]

I’ve never seen this added to it before

[cryblueofzamorak]

IT GOT BETTER

[fuks]

[merelymedia]

No but really, I didn’t have an iPhone when autocorrect started doing this. My husband would always text me “omw” when he was leaving work because he knows that I like to know when to expect him. And then he just randomly started texting me “On my way!” and so I always felt like he was excited to come home and see me. And honestly that tiny difference made me so much happier which made our evenings together more enjoyable. And then I got an iPhone and the first time it autocorrected “omw” to “On my way!” I was like oh….

So I told him what had happened and now he makes an effort in his texts to type things out and sound cheery when he is.

And that’s the story of how autocorrect improved my marriage.

[primroseparadise-blog]

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[cliffordmemes77-blog]

[gaysyriidley-deactivated2022112]

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Herald, Washington DC, January 31, 1918

[aku-no-homu]

top tier plan from the right: just go to walmart in 1918

[apricops]

*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?

[memesandlaughs]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m this turtle

[steveharringtonsbabysitterclub]

Joe Keery — a national treasure.