Literally such a funny concept
This is better than all Black mirrors combined.
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10/10 would watch
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Literally such a funny concept
This is better than all Black mirrors combined.
Happy martin birthday
10/10 would watch
you’re laughing. i told you i loved you against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance, and you’re laughing.
honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.
Lyrics:
Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, “I can give you anything you ask” “You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It’s unlimited, just set me to the task.”
Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, “I want houses, “I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start.”
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered ‘round To admire the man whose wishes had come true
They said, “Let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he’s been set so far apart.” “Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff who has everything! ‘Cause his wishes are only at the start.”
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, “Everybody’s getting in my way.” The genie smiled as before, “You’ve got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away.”
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet ‘Til he finally said, “I have just one wish more.” “I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore.”
Well, the genie’s eyes got big and sad and shiny ‘Til she finally said, “Your wish is my command.” And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again
So, let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff, who’s got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart
Well it’s no wonder why Doc Ock always wears those sunglasses. He kind of has the biggest, saddest, wettest eyes I’ve ever seen on any creature besides a chihuahua.
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
what the fuck did i just read.
Jesus Christ, this is the single most devastating insult I’ve ever read. You didn’t have to go and murder them like that.
why yes I have seen tinks
You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?
no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain
It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy
wow you gotta lot of other people’s papers cited in this bibliography huh. they’re not gonna fuck you you know
the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named “rome,” and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like “oh thank god. who gives a shit”
shouldve called his ass hilarious
THEY opened the gates, and let Alaric and his army come and go as they pleased; and after plundering the whole city and killing most of the people of Rome, the invaders moved on.
It is said that at that time the Emperor Honorius, in Ravenna, received a message from one of his eunuchs, evidently in charge of the poultry, telling him that it was all over for Rome.
Honorius cried out, ‘And yet, just minutes ago he was eating out of my hands!’, referring to an exceptionally large cockerel which he kept, named ‘Rome’.
Realising that he had been misunderstood, his servant explained that it was all over for the city of Rome, which had fallen to Alaric.
At that, Honorius heaved a sigh of relief. “My dear fellow” he said, “there I was, thinking my bird Rome was dead!”
They say the Emperor was always uttering nonsense of that sort.
By Procopius of Caesarea (c.500—c.560)
Twyla’s reading (5.13) vs. Happy Ending (6.14)
No, wait come on, you can’t actually see that in these cards. // Well, I also need to interpret the cards.
RIP yahoo answers
One way to do it.
You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing