Sam I Am

Bisexual, Blue-Haired, Eighteen, Canadian, Makeup Artist, Boxer

[poutinewithbacon]

Tip:

If a fuckboy ever asks you for nudes, just find a picture of the nastiest dick you can find and tell him that it's yours

[poutinewithbacon]

Sam I Am turned 5 today!

[abelsxkidrauhl-blog]

my ovaries

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

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[bunney]

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

[nickfuckface]

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

[bunney]

shut the hell your mouth

[leroichevalier]

→ Mmmmmh must be the season of the  W I T C H.

[pymparticles]

[heartshapedwhirl]

[passwordfuckingpassword]

u bet your ass I’m still fucking salty bout Lexa

[kittiezandtittiez]

[staff]

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[protectpumpkins]

Get this trash off my dashboard

[fxckbro]

what she says: I’m fine what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?

[macdoesit]

This video has no chill….. (X)

[deepestcartoonjunk-deactivated2]

It’s too good not to reblog.

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[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

i like this one

[fauxyshazam-deactivated20150914]

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

[swayzepatrick-deactivated201709]

fucking bless whoever made this

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[somente-essa-noite]

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK