they think i'm up to something weird

DNI Swifties, Gavin Newsom, and the European Union

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[magicalastronomies]

like in the old days, the flag of the country that won the war is display on the loser's territory

[jewfrogs]

i want to play deltarune but i stopped in the middle of ch3 last year because im very bad at video games

[mlermf]

Joe Biden announces resignation as prime minister and Labour Party leader

Sir Joseph delivered a statement to announce his planned departure from Downing Street.

wow

[tetrafelino]

Classical Latin is Latin on easy mode. Italian is Latin on normal mode. French is hard mode. Modern Brazilian Portuguese is Latin on hell mode.

[tetrafelino]

Romanian is a DLC that doubles the play time of the base game

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[mysticaledelusion]

Anakin and Padme + textposts

[queer-as-city-folk]

Everybody get more nonbinary

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

the official dem response to having to pay war reparations

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

really what is there to even say. there is a country much worse off for it than the US that needs the money more so pay up bitch

[natoapologistblocker]

I see this Dem rhetoric all the time, where they act as if they have the legal and institutional mechanisms to aggressively funnel enormous amounts of money into public investment, healthcare, welfare, or whatever. They act as if American banks would simply concede to these kinds of investments, as if they can actually mobilise infrastructure to achieve those ends, and as if they don't need to negotiate with a million "shareholders" to make sure they're not stepping on any capitalist's toes before investing money in, you know, society

In other words, Dems seem to think America is China

[tamamita]

Waiter, I'm waiting for that "Iranian strategic victory" on the "2026 Iran war" wiki article

[tamamita]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[segamascott]

i heard that Jews control the government

there's a limitless number of reasons you could've had for sending this and every single one of them are stupid

[natoapologistblocker]

No, actually, this is a common misconception. The government is controlled by Qing-era immortal eunuchs who gained an iron grip on the US government through mastery of the Dao and insider trading. Hope this helps

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[niwandajones]

Bail Organa: "I must play the long game, the quiet game, subtly undermining the Empire from within using mostly legal channels."

Also Bail Organa: "I was Yoda's getaway driver after he tried to murder the Emperor."