Apple Enjoyer

Sami Zayn has condos in his ass

[powerbombzeppeli]

Greetings Tumblr, if you have for whatever reason clicked onto my page I’d like to share some songs I wrote with you! You can find them here, or on Bandcamp/Apple Music/Tidal under the artist name Hydragoose!

[molags-balls]

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[pocket-deer-belly]

i made the character's eyes blue to denote their lack of humanity

[workjester]

listening to Get Lonely but shaking my head the entire time so people know im not devastatingly sad this time

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW DYNAMITE • July 15, 2026

[tmg-lyrics-daily]

Face in the leaves, song in my throat. Fall through the air hoping to float

[turnbuckletalk]

IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR ME, I'LL BE ABSOLUTELY SOBBING MY EYES OUT. THAT'S MY BOOYYY!!!! OH MY GOD, I'M SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF HIM!!!

[powerbombzeppeli]

:(

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW DYNAMITE • July 1, 2026

[turnbuckletalk]

IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR ME, I'LL BE ABSOLUTELY SOBBING MY EYES OUT. THAT'S MY BOOYYY!!!! OH MY GOD, I'M SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF HIM!!!

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[powerbombzeppeli]

Beach w/friends on the fourth and seeing AEW live!

[kosmogrl]

[wrestlezon]

moxley introducing ospreay to the ring via video package voiceover about how he recrafted ospreay in his own image with bdsm violence and then ospreay coming out in a muzzle is, like, lethal amounts of crazy perversion. however because it was bane cosplay with a literal bane mask it has my friend saying shit like "this would be so good if it was good"

[powerbombzeppeli]

Goose Shouts Volume 2

[junecast-moonfast]

Album/playlist Kinsey scale

0 Exclusively listens to albums

1 Predominantly listens to albums, rarely listens to playlists

2 Predominantly listens to albums, often listens to playlists

3 Equally listens to albums and playlists

4 Predominantly listens to playlists, often listens to albums

5 Predominantly listens to playlists, rarely listens to albums

6 Exclusively listens to playlists

x Doesn't listen to music

x Listens to music, but not in either of these ways (eg: radio)

idk/i'm bald/results/nuance

Voting ended onJul 1

Reblogs for sample size are appreciated, as I feel like my circle of mutuals would probably fall on the lower end of the scale! :p

[gyodragon]

Finished this sketch Diego, a true athlete.