Apple Enjoyer

Sami Zayn has condos in his ass

[powerbombzeppeli]

Greetings Tumblr, if you have for whatever reason clicked onto my page I’d like to share some songs I wrote with you! You can find them here, or on Bandcamp/Apple Music/Tidal under the artist name Hydragoose!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 24

Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium)

Discord (My Little Pony)

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[superdiscochino]

Made an album of utilitarian music to soundtrack your dissociative episodes

Great for:

dissociating in the shower

dissociating in your car

dissociating at work

dissociating at school

dissociating in front of screens

dissociating on public transit

dissociating around the house

dissociating while on hold with customer service

dissociating when you actually have shit to do

Add your own in the tags

[tmg-lyrics-daily]

But then the special secret sickness starts to eat through you. What am I supposed to do?

[powerbombzeppeli]

No way of knowing!

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[powerbombzeppeli]

May this post find its target Amen

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[reasonsforhope]

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

[boo-pin]

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION BADDIES AEW COLLISION - MAY 30, 2026

[qvarr]

This piece has been rotting in my art folder for months now and I finally figured out how I Wanted to color/render Dinraal.

I want to make a piece for each of the dragons, so consider this part 1 of the set.

[moxleyrollins]

a lil freshly squeezed shimmy AEW COLLISION | 05.30.26

[worstgirlintheclub]

[powerbombzeppeli]

Spent the day at the MFA running my falsetto against the wall that motion sickness presently is. The only note that escapes me is the I in ‘I have emotional motion sickness’

[tmg-lyrics-daily]

This song is for the people, who tell their families that they're sorry, for things they can't and won't feel sorry for.

[tanookitalez]

this is my pitch for a starfox reboot

[throesofincreasingwonder]

'they killed the old me and rebuilt me as a killer' yeah man super normal things to say about the evil polycule you're flirting noncommittally with and insisting you're not a part of

[kosmogrl]