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they/he local wizard

[workjester]

hope my family and neighbors and the bugs that occasionally find their way into my home are really excited about the fact that I have to learn trumpet this fall…

[workjester]

friends who burn effigies of the foul pretender together stay together :)

[workjester]

listening to Get Lonely but shaking my head the entire time so people know im not devastatingly sad this time

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

casts an evil spell . but i can’t say what for

[57r4745658u]

New pc setup folks what do you think of it

[ratguzzler]

Its good

[hystericwaif]

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

[xrd]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[girlsmoment]

"Pleasure is the only thing worth having a theory about"

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[thebestgar]

you've heard of Chekhov's Gun now get ready for Chekhov's Coughing Baby.

[thebestgar]

born to be a hater forced to be a hater but only in my head ...

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[workjester]

can I exposure therapy myself into liking lavender more or am I just stuck the way I am forever

[workjester]

[asherinfinity]

The automated lady on the subway annouces the stops with such a beautiful certainty

[shinynx]

Idiot boy stuck in the sink again wet