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they/he local wizard

[mapletree100]

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[workjester]

ever since I was a little girl I’ve always wanted to become a contemptible mass of writhing ideas

[workjester]

writhing again . I think I should make my doctor test me for a shellfish allergy

[workjester]

i will be celebrating pride month this year by writhing

[ninoacca]

december: finish nona january-april: very intentionally Not think about it lest I break irreparably forever now: being soooo brave about it

[fayzart136]

Little moons, little candles Little snowflakes, little glows Little bits of stardust

(It is my headcanon that Lady Usher wears a veil and sunglasses to deal with her "family evil". Tucking Roxie in for bed is one of the few moments that the light is low enough to take them off.

Below is how I imagine she looks most days)

Ft. a baby Brent playing one the few sounds she can bear to listen to. He practices a lot.

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[alonewildbird]

anyone else's heart an autoclave or is it just me and that guy from the mountain goats

[medievalsquire]

my knight challenged a man to honorable combat and then immediately asked how to cook stew

[medievalsquire]

my knight says he fights for honor but he also cheats at cards constantly

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[cynthia-my-beloved]

You're in her DMs

I'm in the saltwater pool with her while she tells me she's exactly two hundred sons and daughters of her House

We are not the same

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[greelin]

gay people always saying shit like “cut me open” and “take my blood in your mouth”

[workjester]

realizing that the majority of people I currently spend time with have never seen me with all of my eyebrows

[workjester]

a lot to be gained from imagining a knight . try this one out for me .