[gammaraaay-deactivated20160403]

this webcomic is probably the funniest sequence of images i’ve ever seen and i still don’t know whether or not it’s supposed to be a joke

[haiderabd51]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

[eraserheadbabydriver]

[slimetony]

Fingers in his ass sunday and energy sword sunday can’t share the same weekday. we need to reschedule one.

[fruitsoftheape100]

*RUMBLE. RUMBLE.*

[fruitsoftheape100]

Time To Dip My Drink

(ELMER SUBMERGES HIS HEAD UNDERWATER AND CANNOT HEAR ANY RUMBLING; HE IS DIPPING HIS DRINK.)

[fruitsoftheape100]

*FROM THE UNCULTIVATED HEATH EMERGES THE SIZABLE STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL!, GLISTENING WITH LINSEED OIL AND GLISTENING IN THE AFTERNOON SUN.*

[fruitsoftheape100]

[fruitsoftheape100]

[fruitsoftheape100]

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! HEAVES A BELLOW LIKE A THUNDER’S CLAP AND SLAPS THE DIPPING DECK WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHTNING AND THE FORCE OF A HURRICANE.*

[fruitsoftheape100]

(UNCLE ELMER’S HEAD SNAPS UP TO ATTENTION.)

Yes Sir Thank You Sir Just Dipping My Drink Sir

[fruitsoftheape100]

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! CLAPS A HAND ON ELMER’S SHOULDER.*

WORTHLESS, LAZY, SHAMELESS UNCLE - DIPPING YOUR DRINK AFTER THE NOONDAY SUN LIKE SOME SORT OF INFANT. WHAT IS THIS SLOP, YOU HEAP?

[fruitsoftheape100]

Yes Sir Thank You Sir Its Pepsi Sir Im Dip My Drink In Pepsi Sir

[fruitsoftheape100]

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! LOOKS PLEASED.*

AH, PEPSI. GOOD, THAT’S GOOD. GOOD STUFF. DON’T MIND IF I HAVE A TASTE.

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! EXTENDS A FINGER OILED WITH THE GRISTLE OF LAMB DELISH AND DIPS IT BOISTEROUSLY INTO ELMER’S MOUTH AND EXTRACTS A PRECIOUS, GLISTENING DROP OF BROWN LIQUID.*

[fruitsoftheape100]

Thank You Sir Wait Sir Please Sir Dont Eat That Sir...!

[fruitsoftheape100]

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! DIPS THE DRINK ONTO HIS OUTSTRETCHED TONGUE. HE SNORTS SUSPICIOUSLY AND SMACKS HIS LIPS ONCE, TWICE, THRICE…*

THIS IS MR. PIBB.

THIS IS MR. PIBB.

[fruitsoftheape100]

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! FORMS HIS FINGER INTO A FISHHOOK AND LIFTS ELMER UP BY THE CHEEK.*

GO IN THE WATER.

GO IN THE WATER FOR A YEAR, YOU SHRUNKEN DOLLOP.

*STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL! HURLS ELMER WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH INTO THE SEA.*

[fruitsoftheape100]

Im Swimming Away Away Away And Never Going Home

This Damn Watter Pruning Me Up And Shrinking Me Up

Ah But What Is That Over In The Distance LOL

A Little Ship - And Easy Pickings

[liquidisedfish]

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

We’re never getting that funny cartoon frog back from the nazis and its just depressing

[voicesbyzane]

Got my reaction images queued up for the big day

[alanleeportfolio]

Danny DeVito in the Gears of War universe.

[iamoutofideas]

[dada331-deactivated20150402]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[slimetony]