Keep Breathing

Sage Amethyst Miller They/Them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[am1vf]

I like the wording of PCGamer

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/

[moosenaround2448]

I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me

[foone]

I've got one of these. It's from the vtech V.smile educational games console. It's got a really nifty feature: it's ambidextrous!

[themanwiththesuitcaseofflies]

you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand

[enki2]

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[no-soul-no-sleep]

my boyfriend made this meme and said i can put it here so i did

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[beardedmrbean]

[uwudonoodle]

[gaycism]

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[sacred-portal]

[fantasmadelaciudad]

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

[fantasmadelaciudad]

like this shouldnt be possible.

[sillyspekter]

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Misogynoir for cavemen

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@wakandama2

[memyselfnilene]

he broke it down in its simplest form and they still won't get it ..

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[avatarlegends]

I love how this is quite possibly one the most successful posts in our fandom, and likely one of the various ways non-Korra fans become exposed to the series.  And that ladies and gentlemen is a very beautiful thing.    

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I will Hunt. Down. Everyone. Responsible. For Hurting You 🫵🫵. I will Make Them Pay Dearly. [??] All th money you need..!..The Money You Deserve.!CALL ME!..!.FOUR FIVE NINE CASH. I’M LOWELL. “THE HAMMER” STANLEY. I WANA GETCH YOU..!.AALL THE MONEY THE LAW SAYS IS YOURS

LOWELL. “THE HAMMER” STANLEY. FOUR FIVE NINE

CAAAAAAAAAAAASH