hey

22

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[inqilabi]

Um this woman is living the dream

[kyraneko]

Seriously.

[yummyinmytumbly]

Activated Charcoal Fish and Chips

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

black shits on some tubby custard

[blackpyrefly]

bro where are the chips

[notallmensheviks]

this restaurant was described as “the most instagrammable restaurant in melbourne” which is grounds for a public execution imo

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what do you think elon and grimes will name their baby

pickle rick but spelled with wingdings

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

World heritage post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[racial]

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

[scringlegrup42]

Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

[racial]

i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight

[shencomix]

[despazito]

im a russian sleeper agent and my activation words are birb, pupper, fur baby, and danger noodle

[despazito]

[teathattast]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gayedmundo]

I have a thought to express:

[brbgottagoread]

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhh-im-not-me]

it gets better

[freakonakaleesh]

I think its very cool and Sexy of me to have completely avoided interacting with or having any knowledge of game of thrones. that cultural zeitgeist went on for years, cost millions of dollars and wasted hours of people's lives. but me? I don't know her