[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[whattblackparadise]

metamorphic or igneous

[sunflowercocoa]

neither, dwayne the

[melonmemes]

[bob-artist]

No April Fool’s jokes this year.  Just a fool.

[bob-artist]

New year, same old fool.

[bob-artist]

fool

[bob-artist]

fool sandwich

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[whitepeopletwitter]

[for-your-eyes-ohmly-deactivated]

I love rock concerts because when the band asks you how you are you are expected to scream which is an accurate representation of how I’m feeling 90% of the time

[emrose-gold]

[twitblr]

Don’t let them drain your account

[a-kid-world]

[raviravioli]

i love the new animal crossing

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[awwcutepets]

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

[ajani]

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

[boarofthenorth100]

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

[mxnrique]

remember when they made missy elliott a fish

and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish

[hurleyquinnzel]

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

[awed-frog]

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

[cewn]

[fox-sanguinis]

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

[libraford]

Y’alld’ve, but y’ain’t’ve. 

[darkersolstice]

Whomst’ve?

[libraford]

Y’all and y’uns. Y’ain’tve. 

[darkersolstice]

Well if yinz mightn’t’ve, then we’dall’ve.

[libraford]

Well damn. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love watching language evolve like a pokemon.

[whiteyoda]

[rcmclachlan]

[hungriestsquirrel]

Oh so that’s what happened