david

yes my left eye strays sometimes

[twitblr]

Are you even human if you can’t relate?

[twitblr]

Mama definitely knew what y'all were trynna do

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[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

Farquaad

Farquaad II

Farquaad III

Farquaad IV

Farquaad V 

[youlovetoseeit]

and that is a great price

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

This was in a book I got today and it’s honestly how I feel

[sambic]

[grimeclown]

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

[grimeclown]

I have tinnitus

[memescomedy]

[yourladyindank]

It would uh, be a 180 I think

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Not if she beats you fast enough.

[emojispellz]

🔮🌙💐🍃✨🍃💐🌙🔮

emoji spell to bring good energy. likes charge, reblogs cast

[spocks--cock]

Christopher: A woman? Kirk: A crewman.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

[neil-kumiko]

AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.  

[wetwareproblem]

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

[weedcellar]

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

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[hoebutmadefashion]

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[realquietweek-deactivated202101]

Cause it’s Blackface

[carnival-phantasm]

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

eurovision 2018 conclusions so far:

• no matter how hard we pray, there shall always be shitty ballads

• netherlands is half-texan

• sweden sends the same white guy with the same generic song every year

• moldova keepin it fresh n fun every year

• european law says there shall always be 1 vampire competing in eurovision every year

• scandinavia hasn’t lost its viking obsession since lordi won in 2006

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[triedtocomeupwithagoodusername]

can relate