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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@practicing-the-occult
❥ “ I’ve come to make an announcement: Ryoba Aishi’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, she stabbed my fucking wife.”
“That's right, she took her yandere-fuckin' quilly knife out and she stabbed my fucking wife, and she said her knife was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Ryoba Aishi, you've got a small knife, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.“
I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #oka. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.
personally i love this idea
No screamers or flashers on this blog for april fools, the only joke allowed here is me
↖️Achievement: The Well of Skelos
🏆This Muse gained access to forbidden knowledge, and was enlightened..
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
*Art is not mine.
The original sprite sheet for Oka belongs to TheHunterDrake on DeviantArt. You can find the source right here.
The “Stand” was drawn by Joe Dupras. Source here.
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💓BABY BOY💓
practicing-the-occult:
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After the usual internal tirade of self-deprecation, the second thing to pass through Oka’s mind is… Just how unorthodox this so-called “dream demon” looked. He’d appeared in the summoning circle just as the spell had specified he would, but…well, frankly, Oka was expecting someone taller. The stereotypical devil look…coiled horns, red calloused skin, a forked tail and a tongue to match, and a fiery pitchfork…that was the image Oka had had in mind. This…well, she had screwed up the spell. Perhaps this is the spellcasting equivalent of a Mailer-Dæmon? Had she dialed a spiritual wrong number or something? Because there’s absolutely no way this can be right…
Then again, the spell did specify the dream demon’s name…could it hurt to ask? …Yes. Yes, it absolutely could. Demons are universally habitual liars - they’ll tell a summoner whatever they want to hear if it benefits them. She can’t help but worry… But she has to know. She’s compelled.
She came into this desiring power, after all. Any demon could give her that. But if this really is the right one…
“U-Uhh… Y-Yeah. S-Sorry… B-But you’re B…Bill Cipher, r-right?…”
YEESH, that silence was longer than it SHOULD’VE been. He’d be OFFENDED at the long wait had he not been PREPARED for such━life forms, specifically HUMANS, had to take awhile to ADJUST TO HIS APPEARANCE. They were either astonished, disgusted, or simply just LOOKING ON IN MORBID CURIOSITY. Either way, had the girl not spoke, Bill likely would’ve tried more IRRITATING MEANS to finally get a word out of the ( seemingly ) surprised girl, which undoubtedly would’ve ended UNFAVORABLY for both parties involved. The glow that surrounds the being seemed to glow even brighter, as if showcasing some sort of false CHEERFUL ATTITUDE.
“ THAT’S THE NAME ALRIGHT ! GOOD ON YOU FOR DOING YOUR HOMEWORK ! ”
Rather or not it was sarcasm, Bill doesn’t clarify; instead clapping his hands a couple times in MOCK CELEBRATION. His usual businessman attitude is on full display, his presence ever outshining the rest of the scene. Hands tucked underneath his eye, he floats up to eye level, an aura of MISCHIEF surrounding the chaotic being.
“ SO ! WHAT ‘CHA CALL ME FOR ? I HOPE IT WASN’T JUST FOR A SLEEPOVER ! I DON’T SLEEP, SO THIS PARTY’LL BE PREEETTY SHORT. DON’T MIND STICKING AROUND FOR THE UNDERAGE DRINKING PART OF THE SLEEPOVER THOUGH ! ”
Finding his own joke IRRESISTIBLY HILARIOUS, the demon cackles. Whoever this girl may’ve been, she CLEARLY was far too SHY for her own good. While he’s thinking of that━he’s gonna have to CHANGE THAT EVENTUALLY. If only just to PUSH HER OUT OF HER COMFORT ZONE BY FORCE.
”E-Erm...”
...Well now. This is quite unexpected.
To be perfectly honest, Oka had been expecting a personality less...bombastic than this one. Instead, Bill’s capricious attitude catches Oka entirely off guard - as if she’d had any guard up to begin with.
At least now she knows she’s got the right guy for the job.
As for her purpose in summoning him...well, that’s easy enough.
“N-No, it’s...n-not a sleepover. A-And I d-don’t drink, anyway...alcohol and magic r-rarely mix...
Of all the times for her stutter to enter maximum overdrive, it just had to be now. Now, when she’s conversing with a demon who’s running laps around her in the social department.
“I’ve called you here t-today...b-because I desire power. The texts say there are f-few things you are incapable of...a-and so, I’d like to...m-make a deal with you.”
And just like that, down the rabbit hole we go...there’s pretty much a 0% chance of this ending even remotely well for Oka, but at this point, she’s tried nigh-every other means to achieve her goal. To say the least, this is a low point in her life...and at these times, we’re often compelled to make rash decisions, choices we’ll later regret.
That said, making a deal with Bill Cipher is pretty high on the list of terrible ideas. Or at least, it probably will be in the long run.
( not sure if you're still accepting the breaking meme, but in case you are - I decided to give it a go! ) "You're going to lose everyone you love."
‘You’re going to lose everyone you love.’
She fancied herself immune to such taunting words, but at the same time, it’s only because she knows them to be true. She’s already lost her best friend once before, and the experience tore her to shreds - today, the only one she truly cares about would be Ayano, and surely she can fend for herself...
...But wait, what if she can’t? What if one day she ends up in over her head, ends up getting hurt, or worse? A tragic thought, but not impossible - if there’s even the tiniest possibility of such a thing coming to pass, Oka felt as if she had to take it as an absolute certainty.
So, then...
“...I-I know.”
I’m home!!
Activity will now resume as normal.
Oka’s Guide to Demons, Vol. 11
Little Old One
Height: 4′11″
Weight: 43.5kg
Disposition: Mysterious
+ Masterful magic caster + Easy enough to summon, if you know where to look + ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Constantly moist - Mental fortitude debatable at best - Tentacles
Reblog if you LOVE to RP
All the RP blogs should reblog this.
Man, I’ve been wanting to rp but can never find anyone willing to.
Oka’s Guide to Demons, Vol. 10
Beholder
Height: 8′
Weight: 112.8 kg
Disposition: Xenophobic and hostile
+ Each eye shoots a laser with a different magical effect
+ Highly mobile
+ Capable of speech
- Highly xenophobic; after summoning one, you must win its trust
- You might get sued by Wizards of the Coast for summoning one
- Buy eyedrops, preferably in bulk, before summoning one
Oka’s Guide to Demons, Vol. 9
Sea Bishop
Height: 6′5″
Weight: 544.31kg
Disposition: Fishy
+ Powerful bite + Not a picky eater + Makes for a wonderful addition to your aquarium - Smells as nasty as it looks - Slow out of water - Serious cavity problem
Oka’s Guide to Demons, Vol. 8
Shadow Self
Height: That of the summoner
Weight: That of the summoner
Disposition: That of the summoner
+ An exact copy of whoever summons it + “When you want something done right...” + Any strengths present in the summoner carry over
- Any flaws, fears, etc. present in the summoner also carry over (Example: If the summoner is afraid of fire, the shadow self will be as well) - Sunburns easily
Need I say more
