Practising My Curtsies

Hi, My name is Danielle, and that's pretty much it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Love the fact that in any other time period or country, a presidential assassination attempt is constant headline news worldwide, but at this point it's like, "oh, someone took another shot at trump? ... he dead?... no, then why are you bothering me?... Let me know when he's dead."

[bloodybellycomb]

All of tumblr the second it becomes march

[hadesisqueer]

John assuring Francesca that there is nothing wrong with her, and that what they already have is perfect. John speaking against introducing Michaela to male suitors because he knows she is a lesbian and he supports her. The last time we see John being him staring at both Michaela and Francesca hanging out, happy that they have each other now. The man of all time.

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[sovietnam]

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, November 16, 1933

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[mistressaccost]

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[noschitts]

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

[echoesofsaturn]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[kosmogrl]

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[marisatomay]

The Olympics are all about watching the most unbelievable feat of human athleticism you’ve ever seen in your life only for the announcers to cut in at deafening decibels to say “Another CATASTROPHIC mistake on that turn”