SITTING IN THEIR LAP AND THEY POP A BONER
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Alexios is more then happy to have you getting cozy with him. I headcanon he’s a cuddly kind of guy so when you plop down in his lap he will have no protests, just wrapping an arm around your middle. Now, when you start fidgeting, whoo boy he’s feelin’ it. However he is not shy in the slightest either, and though you haven’t reached that level yet he’ll suggest that perhaps you do. If you don’t want to then he may ask that you sit beside him instead, he can only take so much ya know?
Bayek, like Alexios is a cuddly kind of guy. I mean we see how Aya in game just jumped into his arms constantly so you sitting in his lap? No big deal, absolutely loves it. Then you start adjusting, and fidgeting and it feels better then it should against him and oh look he’s hard now. Seeing as you haven’t taken that step yet he’d probably apologize and politely ask you to sit beside him instead. If you wanted to take it further though, he will not protest that’s for sure. He will definitely be asking if you’re sure though.
Altair is most certainly not the cuddly type, at least not publicly. When your alone it’s whatever to him, you are more then happy to cuddle with him as you like so he raises no complaints when you sit yourself in his lap while he reads or something. Of course you have to start fidgeting on top don’t you? And of course he has to get excited about it but its a natural reaction alright, so he won’t be embarrassed at all. He would probably ask you to stop fidgeting or to get off completely. He would not initiate anything unless you did.
Ezio is a big ole’ cuddle bug so it’s no surprise that you find yourself on his lap at some point early on in your relationship. He’d be holding you and giving you soft kisses on your head. Then when you start moving in just the right way he can’t help but get a hard-on. However, he’s not that embarrassed and he’s certainly not pushy either. You too haven’t done anything sexual yet and if your inclined to ignore it and wanna stay seated, so be it. He will mention though that for his sanity it’s best you stop moving like that. If you wanna do something about it though? no questions asked.
If you didn’t put yourself in his lap he was gonna pull you onto it regardless. Like seriously, Edward just likes having you sit in his lap, in taverns, on the ship, he just likes to hold you and show everyone who you belong to okay? He unabashedly accepts the fact that you made him hard by adjusting in his hold, will tell you point blank too in a teasing manner. Like, “Love you best be careful or I’ll get too excited”. He won’t push you off or ask you to get up, if anything he’ll pull you closer. He certainly won’t refuse you if you want to take things further.
Conner is not that big on close cuddles like that early into your relationship and especially not in public. However, Conner has a very hard time telling you no so if you wanna sit in his lap then who is he to refuse your request. The second he gets a hard-on from your movements though, he’s pushing you off to sit next to him. His face will definitely be red and he’ll apologize for getting that way. Will not want to take it anywhere just cause it’s too early in his book for the two of you to go that far.
Arno, like Ezio is wanting to hold you constantly so you sitting in his lap is a good sign to him. He wants you to feel comfortable around him, and cozy. Expect him to wrap his arms around you and keep you real close. He’ll tense the second he feels you rub against him in an attempt to readjust. He will get flustered and ask you to sit still but won’t make you get off. He probably wouldn’t want to start something, he’s the kind of guy who wants it to be special the first time so he’ll just grin and bear the awkward boner for now.
Dating Jacob? Then expect your ass to be held cause he’s gonna be pulling you into him constantly. He’s a touchy guy and is thrilled when you get cozy enough to be sitting in his lap. He’s also a bit of a perv when it comes to you so the second you start to fidget and he gets hard, he will mention it. Would tease you about it to but don’t take that to mean he needs something done. He’s not gonna pressure you so if you don’t want to start something he may have you sit next to him so he can calm down. Won’t be embarrassed, its natural after all. Unless you’re in public then he would just ask you to sit elsewhere and save the teasing for later.
Desmond is the kind of guy that feels better when he has you in his arms, so it’s no surprise that you find yourself seated atop him, most likely in private though. He’ll be content and then his face will immediately turn red when your innocent adjusting starts to feel a little too good.You two haven’t done anything like that before so like Bayek he’ll apologize and have you sit next to him instead. He probably wouldn’t take it further if you asked, only because he’s the kind of guy to want to wait till its right, lap boner is not exactly romantic to him.
Shaun doesn’t really do PDA but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like a good cuddle. When you two are alone and cozy together he has no problem having you sit in his lap, in fact he loves being able to hold you while he reads or does some extra work. You start to move and he starts to get hard and oh God what have you done. Hell be embarrassed as hell but try to play it off with his usual wittiness as he gets you off his lap. If you want to take it somewhere, sorry to say but he’ll politely refuse, like Desmond he wants a wait a bit for something like that.
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