The Pizza God

I have mystical pizza powers. I say pizza? Pizza appears.

[dailymarvelgifs]

I needed out

[powerfulwizard]

Conservatives will be like “Kids today are too sensitive with their peanut allergies and gluten intolerances” but then will fake a disability so they can go to the grocery store without a mask

[rylandsgrace]

When I was younger, aliens invaded. And I was alone. And I was terrified. But then I saw you, fighting aliens with a stick and a string. I saw you jump from that building even though you can’t fly, even though you don’t have superpowers. And I thought, “If he could do that, then I didn’t have to be scared”. You showed me that being a hero isn’t just for people who can fly or shoot lasers out of their hands, it’s for anyone, who’s brave enough to do what’s right, no matter the cost.

Kate Bishop and Clint Barton in Hawkeye (2021)

[jeremyleerennerdotcom]

don cheadle and jeremy renner throttling baby thanos at ace comic con seattle 2019

[icarusdiesatdawn]

A character who comes off as harsh and cold and violent to the rest of the world but is soft and sweet and vulnerable only for that one specific other character..... This will always get to me no matter how many times I see it

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Hawkeye Deleted Scene - You Never Miss

[bravewises]

I’m so sorry but I’m never going to accept any possible answer as to why they would delete the main character’s backstory, especially a scene like this are you kidding me? clint barton you deserved such better treatment

[silksweets]

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

[ullrs-skis]

If I could impart one thing to a young adult - it would be this. This is literally the secret to being okay your entire life.

[quietlyimplode]

“just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living”

If you can’t remember or don’t have fond childhood memories, then exploring things that make you happy is always worth it. Find cartoons, play games, put ducks in your bathroom, be playful, hang upside down on the couch, jump, skip, sing loud, whisper to yourself, put stickers on your notebook. Play isn’t for the young.

[argumate]

seems that Chrome has around 60-65% market share, so it’s not totally dominating the market yet but it’s worrying that we’re basically reliant on Apple and Microsoft to hold the line.

[th4nkyoub3n]

Does Firefox not count for anything?

[argumate]

about 10% and falling, but perhaps that can change, I just don’t see how.

[argumate]

Chrome edging towards 70% on desktop, Microsoft has thrown in the towel, Safari obviously rules iOS, Firefox exists only as insurance for Chrome.

[ms-demeanor]

Please, please I’m begging you, use firefox.

PLEASE install firefox as a mobile browser and then run adblock on your mobile browser it’s so good I promise.

Look.

Look.

I know I’m a total grind about open source stuff but browsers are the PERFECT place to learn to love open source software and for so long FireFox was a major part of the browser market and sometimes if you want to see what kind of fuckery google is up to it helps to see the kinds of things they block in firefox and just

There’s an organization that makes free, excellent, safe software that doesn’t collect and market your data but for some reason two thirds of the world uses a google product and most of the leftover population uses apple and just

I promise, firefox is so good - the extensions are incredible look - I can use lightbeam to see what sites I use and how they connect to other sites (bottom right should give you an idea how much time I spend on tumblr)

or I can look at ublock origin and see that it’s blocked over 2 million requests since I installed it or I can run the facebook container extension and stop facebook from tracking me and you know what I bet you can do a lot of that on chrome too but you’re doing that while chrome itself is tracking you and gobbling up your activity for google and

firefox is so fuckin great and it’s such a great ambassador for other open source projects please be a big old fuckin nerd with me and use firefox and run a bunch of funky extensions and customize the fuck out of your web experience.

Wanna be a hacker? Firefox.

Wanna use instagram on desktop? Firefox.

Wanna be a killer researcher? Firefox.

Wanna properly credit artists? Firefox.

Wanna read a whole shitload of books? Firefox.

Wanna make video responses to shitlord youtubers?

Wanna shoot cat lasers at bugs?

Wanna use youtube as a music streaming service?

FIREFOX.

I just love firefox okay.

[bookloveranddesigner]

[firefox-official]

hey guys

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[itsapmseymour]

BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT

[elodieunderglass]

People need time to grieve

[petite-madame]

“I love you guys” - (2021)

Them.

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Happy Birthday, Jeremy Renner! January 7, 1971

[jeremy-rennerr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEREMY RENNER!  - January 7, 1971

[fishyandclintbarton]

Happy Birthday handsome 🥳💜🎂

[gay-jewish-bucky]

gays be like "this is my comfort film" and it's Captain America: The Winter Soldier

[stasiachan14]

Ok so now that we all have it ESTABLISHED that the multiverse is real and Canon in movies now WHERE IS MY SCENE OF CLINT AND NATASHA MARRIED LIVING ON THE FARM NOW?!?