Every Puzzle Has An Answer

Welcome. I am Professor Hershel Layton and teach archaeology at Gressenheller University. I am new to this platform, so please be patient with me. [independent professor layton rp/ask blog, as though it were run by him. feel free to say hello!]

[mister-unconventional]

Hey guys! Reblog/like if you’d like to mess with Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango, a sarcastic grim reaper with a heart of gold in the land of the dead whose job is to sell you travel packages to improve your four year journey of the soul! …you know, if you’re dead, anyway. You do not have to actually be dead to talk to him. He doesn’t quite have his job back yet anyway.

He is canon divergent, having instead chosen to stay in the eighth underworld after the whole plot rather than move on into the land of eternal rest.

Feel free to say hi, if you pop by!

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[prcfesscr-laytcn]

Buenos dias! Manny Calavera, at your service. If you're recently deceased, anyway. {post-ending...

{hey guys! i haven’t really been feeling layton or tortie very much as of late, but i HAVE been in the mood for manny calavera from grim fandango ever since i got the game for real. follow me there if you’d like to interact!  💖 }

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

Buenos dias! Manny Calavera, at your service. If you're recently deceased, anyway. {post-ending...

{hey guys! i haven’t really been feeling layton or tortie very much as of late, but i HAVE been in the mood for manny calavera from grim fandango ever since i got the game for real. follow me there if you’d like to interact!  💖 }

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

{hey guys, i know i’ve been super quiet lately. it’s not that i haven’t been inactive, because i’ve... still been on my computer a lot, but i’ve just kind of lost steam for a lot of my blogs for the moment???}

{i’ll still absolutely drop in for streams, those are a bit more my speed at the moment.}

{i’ll probably use layton’s rabbit as a catch-all multimuse rabbit account thing if you guys don’t mind me dropping by with random characters based entirely upon my whims lmao}

{i’m so sorry for not being super active. if you guys want my discord, feel free to ask. i’m a chicken, i might not talk a lot, but if you want to be able to talk to me, just ask and we’ll see! i’ve been a lot more active on discord than anything else}

{just know that i’m also sick currently so i’ll probably be. a lot slower than usual.}

{bc i miss talking to you guys! i miss rping with you guys! i just haven’t had it in me for layton’s blog or for like, any blog, and i’ve had a lot of fallout muse lately but haven’t wanted to risk making a blog only to drop it later hskrhsdkghskdgs,}

[nellygwyn]

Britain’s oldest erotic film, ‘Lady in her Boudoir’ (1896) 

It simply shows a pretty woman undressing but would’ve been considered titillating at the time. 

Found at BFI’s online erotica collection, The Pleasure Principle 

[senpai-noticed-you-and-he]

Female-presenting ankle

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

campydays‌:

@prcfesscr-laytcn I guess it requires a bachelor’s degree which, at that point, I wonder what the difference is to teach primary?

Or, wait. Are those the same thing?? Maybe I’m confused with ordinary daycare. 

You might be, but I don’t know? By the time you’re teaching for kindergarten, you are expected to teach them a little bit... but if you went into elementary education rather than early childhood, then you could teach primary/elementary school, for sure. It just depends on which age group you would want to teach.

I have to admit, I’m not incredibly knowledgeable when it comes to teaching younger children. When I decided that I thought I might want to teach, I knew that I was probably going to have better luck with teenagers or young adults. I don’t know how to... operate around younger children, haha.

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

campydays‌:

@prcfesscr-laytcn​ replied to your post “David you should go to college and become a teacher”

I’m fairly certain you still have to have some education to be able to teach kindergarteners. You’ll have to come back to me on how much, though?

Really? Oh. Um, I could look into it!! 

I just did some looking, and at the minimum, you’d need a bachelor’s degree in elementary or early childhood education and also have a license? Schools tend to prefer that you go in for more education, and intern as a student teacher, but at the minimum, it’s about four years of college, which... isn’t too bad. It’s probably a little quicker if you take classes over the summer, but those classes are faster due to less time, and I’d recommend taking a few normal semesters first and see how you do, if this is something you’d be interested in!

I do think you’d make a good teacher, honestly. My concern for you is more along the lines of needing to be able to keep them... how do I phrase this. Contained?

I mean. If you’re going to teach really young children, you probably don’t have to worry about being stabbed, but. I’ve heard about that happening to you just enough times that I’m concerned about it, anyway.

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

pumpkinpyre replied to your post: {takes a drag from my lollipop tumblr can’t even...

shit dude I’ve had videos of my bird auto-flagged as nsfw and she’s nowhere close to white people skin colors

{oh my fucking god.}

{im sorry pyre. your bird? is just too sexy and horny for tumblr.}

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

{takes a drag from my lollipop

tumblr can’t even censor right because i’ve seen far too many deserts marked as “sensitive” content for being too close to a white person’s skin tone so like.}

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

moodboard

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

I admit I really don’t want to look at these pictures of these spiders for any longer than I have to, but it’s absolutely fascinating nonetheless.

[phidippusregius]

there’s a new species of jumping spider…. and it feeds its babies milk.

“chen et al. describe an ant-mimicking jumping spider that secretes a nutritious milk-like substance on which its young offspring are entirely dependent. The spider also continues to care for the spiderlings as they mature and become independent.”

[actual-haise]

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

Classes end in a few weeks and I genuinely don’t know how to feel about that.

[turing-tested]

if youre not male what do you identify as?

a threat

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

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