MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

  "Thank you guys so much for this party. It means everything to me. And I'm sorry that earlier I went a little off the rails, hijacked the bus, stole all of your wallets to double check your identities."  Penned by Wes | est June 2018

[rp-meme-central]

Send “limping” for my muse to notice that your muse is limping.

Send “What’s wrong with your leg?” for my muse to be the one limping. 

[rp-meme-central]

Rain sentence starters

1. “It’s raining!” 

2. “It’s raining again.” 

3. “This rain is freezing!” 

4. “Is it ever going to stop raining?” 

5. “I wish it would rain.” 

6. “I like to sit and listen to the rain.” 

7. “I forgot my umbrella, so I’m just going to wait here until the rain stops.” 

8. “I’m not about to let a little rain stop me.” 

9. “Does it always rain this much?” 

10. “It’s raining cats and dogs out there.” 

11. “It’s only raining a little. You don’t need an umbrella.” 

12. “I love the rain.” 

13. “I hate rain.” 

14. “Don’t you like rain?” 

15. “I’m going to go out and dance in the rain!” 

16. “Come in out of the rain! You’ll catch a cold!” 

17. “You’re soaked! Did you walk all the way here in this rain?” 

18. “I think the rain has stopped.” 

19. “Come dance with me in the rain.” 

20. “Do you think it might rain later?” 

21. “I hope it doesn’t rain today. It would ruin the trip.” 

22. “You’re going out in this rain?” 

23. “Why do you like rain so much?” 

24. “Why don’t you like rain?” 

25. “The rain feels so nice.”  

[buffyresources]

HALSEY ( BADLANDS ) LYRIC STARTERS

❛  Sick of all these people talking, sick of all this noise ❜ 

❛  Already choking on my pride, so there’s no use crying about it ❜

❛  What kind of dough have you been spending? ❜

❛  All we do is think about the feelings that we hide ❜

❛ All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign ❜

❛ And California never felt like home to me ❜

❛ Would it really kill you if we kissed? ❜

❛  And there’s a storm you’re starting ❜

❛ I’m a one night stand ❜

❛  I’m searching for something that I can’t reach ❜

❛ I don’t like them innocent ❜

❛ You say that you’re no good for me ❜

❛ Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink ❜

❛ They think I’m insane ❜

❛ But I don’t have to fucking tell you anything ❜

❛ That’s the beauty of a secret ❜

❛ These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone ❜

❛ I’ve got a boyfriend now and he’s made of gold ❜

❛ I’m hoping you could save me now ❜

❛ You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’ve done some things that I can’t speak ❜

❛ And I’ve tried to wash you away but you just won’t leave ❜

❛ Do you remember the taste of my lips that night ❜

❛ Are you insane like me? Been in pain like me? ❜

❛ Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me? ❜

❛ I think there’s a flaw in my code ❜

❛ Are you deranged like me? ❜

❛ Goddamn right, you should be scared of me ❜

❛ Who is in control? ❜

❛ I paced around for hours on empty ❜

❛ I couldn’t stand the person inside me ❜

❛ Oh, baby girl, you know we’re gonna be legends ❜

❛ I’m the king and you’re the queen ❜

❛ And if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight. ❜

❛ I find myself alone when each day is through ❜

❛ Yes, I’ll admit that I’m a fool for you ❜  

[memes4rp]

✗please&pleased sentence starters

❝ please don’t do this to me. ❞ ❝ please don’t say that. ❞ ❝ please, just trust me. ❞ ❝ come back home tonight, please. ❞ ❝ please don’t touch anything. ❞ ❝ please just don’t say you love me. ❞ ❝ bear with me, please. ❞ ❝ say please. ❞ ❝ one beer, please. ❞ ❝ please wake up! ❞ ❝ don’t tell about this to anyone, please. ❞ ❝ can we get this over with, please? ❞ ❝ can you please look the other way? ❞ ❝ i’m yours to do with as you please.❞ ❝ you’re mine to do with as i please. ❞ ❝ could you call me tonight, please? ❞ ❝ could you please repeat that slowly? ❞ &

❝ i am far from pleased with your behavior. ❞ ❝ i’m just pleased to have someone interested in what i do. ❞ ❝ well, you sound pleased for once. ❞ ❝ i’m ___. pleased to meet you. ❞ ❝ i assume things worked out in the end? you look very pleased. ❞ ❝ she’s incredibly smug and pleased with herself, but i kinda find that hot, y'know? ❞

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Royal Blood || Starters

“You made a fool out of me.”

“So don’t breathe when I talk ‘cause you haven’t been spoken to.”

“But those vows we made fucked it up for free.”

“I’ve got a gun for a mouth and a bullet with your name on it.”

“I never knew why and you didn’t care when it closed every door.”

“I promised you like you promised me.”

“I ran away to make you care.”

“I got no money and I don’t care.”

“I’m still in here trying to figure it out.”

“Getting hard to sleep.”

“Love is killing me.”

“I’ll let it go, cause I won’t see you later.”

“But you didn’t know I planned it out.”

“You’ve never been this lonely.”

“Well I’ve never been this down before.”

“You can be so cruel.”

“That’s all I’ve ever known.”

“Try to stop my thinking about the things I’ve said and done.”

“I’m learning not to just hide and run.”

“I’m gonna love you, no matter what you say.”

“Where’ve you been hiding?” 

“Can I come this time?”

“I’m tired of kidding myself.”

“Are you feeling alone?”

“You couldn’t care less, so I guess you won’t change your mind again.”

“I can’t stop dreaming of you.”

“I hope you know we’re digging our own graves for your mistakes.”

“ I’ll make another hole in the wall, think about the times I didn’t love you at all.”

“She took my heart, left me for dead.”

“That fire we had, now’s turning cold.”

“I can’t erase what you’ve done.”

“Let’s burn the past, forget the truth.”

“But I waited too long for you only.”

“There’s nothing left inside.”

“I don’t need you tonight.”

“How did I become a lookalike of someone you used to love?”

“Now there’s no one you can trust.”

“How did something so sweet tear us apart?”

“Don’t know if I’d be so sure again.”

“But you don’t matter that much to me.”

“You insisted I was good for nothing.”

“And now I’m wishing you were someone else.”

“I’ll let you down.”

“Words are so cheap.”

“I think I should go.”

“Don’t say that you want me.”

“Don’t pray the wish you can’t make come true.”

“Can I be replaced?”

“I still wonder where you are.”

“Everybody heard your bad excuse for leaving.”

“No one has to know about our little secret.”

“You’re begging for me to stay.”

“I can’t fill that hole in your heart.”

“Still there’s a part of me that hopes that we could just turn it around.”

“There’s nobody else that could love you like I could.”

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] The Great Gatsby (2013)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^ 

❝ I’m inclined to reserve all judgements.  ❞

❝ Back then, all of us drank too much. ❞ 

❝ Only one man was exempt from my disgust. ❞

❝ He was the single most hopeful person I have ever met… ❞

❝ Let’s say, after dinner, you and I will go into town! ❞

❝ Life is something you dominate if you’re any good. ❞

❝ Is that you, my lovely? ❞

❝ (Full Name). The golden girl. ❞

❝ I’m paralyzed with happiness. ❞

❝ She was the most frightening person I’d ever seen… but I enjoyed looking at her. ❞

❝ I’ve been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember. ❞

❝ Oh, you must know (Name)? ❞

❝ You remind me of a rose, an absolute rose. ❞

❝ Its just, well, you see, I think everything’s terrible anyhow. ❞

❝ I’ve been everywhere, and seen everything, done everything. ❞

❝ I’m pretty cynical about everything. ❞

❝ That’s the best thing a girl in this world can be: a beautiful little fool. ❞

❝ All the bright, precious things fade so fast. And they don’t come back. ❞

❝ (Name)’s said to be very good looking, by people who oughta know. ❞

❝ Ain’t we havin’ a party? ❞    

❝ Alone, and a little embarrassed, I decided to get roaring drunk. ❞

❝ Small parties, there isn’t any privacy. ❞

❝ May I have this dance? ❞

❝ You penniless pantywaist. ❞

❝ Rich girls don’t marry poor boys. ❞

❝ His smile was one of those rare smiles that you may come across four or five times in life. ❞

❝ I’ve just heard the most shocking thing. ❞

❝ What is your opinion of me, anyhow? ❞

❝ I didn’t want you to think I was just some nobody. ❞

❝ I’m going to make a very big request of you today. ❞

❝ Looking at my tiepin? Finest specimen of human molar. ❞

❝ The way he looked at her is the way all girls want to be looked at. ❞

❝ We could take a plunge in the swimming pool. I haven’t made use of it all summer. ❞

❝ I bought cakes. ❞

❝ Did you ransack a greenhouse? ❞

❝ I’m certainly glad to see you again. ❞

❝ This was a mistake. This was a terrible, terrible mistake. ❞

❝ You must understand that I like all things that are modern. ❞

❝ Remarkable little camera, isn’t it? Latest design. ❞

❝ I don’t want to forget a single moment. ❞

❝ Music… And then we can dance all night! ❞ 

❝ I’ve never seen such beautiful shirts before. ❞

❝ We can’t lose each other and let all this glorious love end in nothing. ❞

❝ Come home. I’ll be here waiting, and hoping for every long dream of you to come true. ❞

❝ I wish I’d done everything on earth with you. ❞

❝ What the hell are you doing, old sport? ❞

❝ You can’t repeat the past. ❞

❝ It was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love. ❞

❝ If I could just get back to the start… ❞

❝ I could only climb if I climbed alone. ❞

❝ I knew that when I kissed this girl, that I would be forever wed to her. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna go home. ❞

❝ My life has got to be like this. It’s got to keep going up. ❞

❝ What’ll we do this afternoon, or the day after that, or for the next thirty years? ❞

❝ Oh, don’t be morbid. ❞

❝ You look so cool. You always look so cool. ❞

❝ You must think I’m pretty dumb, don’t you? ❞

❝ He wears a pink suit for Christ’s sake! ❞

❝ I’ll make you a drink, (Name). Then you won’t seem so stupid to yourself. ❞

❝ You see, we were born different. It’s in our blood. ❞

❝ None of this has any consequence. ❞

❝ I just remembered… today’s my birthday. ❞

❝ (Name), you should go home and get some rest. ❞

❝ I had a lot of things, but the truth is I’m empty. ❞

❝ I can’t describe how surprised I was to find out that I loved her, and that she loved me too. ❞

❝ They’re a rotten crowd. You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together. ❞

❝ It’s perfect. From your perfect, irresistible imagination. ❞

❝ Wait up with me. ❞

❝ I became aware of (Name’s) extraordinary gift for hope. A gift I have never found in any other person… and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. ❞

❝ So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. ❞

[musingmeme-blog]

random dialogue starters from riverdale.   always feel free to change pronouns!

001.   ❛  i don’t follow rules   ,  i make them  .   ❜

002.   ❛  i’m not crazy   .    ❜

003.   ❛ i barely acknowledged my own birthday  .  ❜

004.   ❛  i’m right here  .  ❜

005.   ❛  in case you haven’t noticed  ,  i’m weird  .   .   .   i’m a weirdo  .  ❜

006.  ❛   my specialty is ice  .   ❜

007.   ❛   i need girls with fire on my squad .   ❜

008.   ❛  we’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town  .    ❜

009.   ❛   listen up fives     ,   a ten is speaking  !  ❜

010.   ❛  if the manolo blahnik fits  .  ❜

011.   ❛  be the jay to my bey  ?  ❜

012.   ❛   i do everything for everyone  .   .   . can’t i do this one thing for me  ?  ❜

013.   ❛   don’t underestimate her  .  ❜

014.   ❛  sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world  .  ❜

015.   ❛  snakes don’t shed their skin so easily  .   ❜

016.   ❛   you can’t go through life trying not to get hurt  .  ❜

017.   ❛   you’re so much stronger than all of the white noise  . ❜

018.   ❛   you want one   ,   you take us both  .  ❜

019.   ❛   i self  —  identify as a loner  . ❜

020.   ❛   i don’t fit in  .  ❜

021.   ❛   if you breathe    ,   it’s because i give you air  .  ❜

022.   ❛   look   ,  it’s the rich kids from the goonies  .   ❜

023.   ❛   i’ll figure it out  .  .  . i always do  .  ❜

024.   ❛   no more us  ,  no more hugs   ,  no more kisses   .  ❜

025.   ❛   i was born for this moment  .  ❜

026.   ❛  just make it back to me  .  ❜

027.   ❛  to be discussed  .   .   .  over many burgers  .  .  .   and many days  ❜

028.   ❛   you think blowing up a building is going to make things better  ?  ❜

029.   ❛    i don’t care anymore  .  ❜

030.   ❛   and for one shining moment   ,   we were just kids  .  ❜ 

[builtdream-moved-blog]

*   (  INCEPTION  2010  SENTENCE  MEME  !

❛     you  mustn't  be  afraid  to  dream  a  little  bigger  ,  darling  .     ❜ ❛     i'm  going  to  improvise  .     ❜ ❛     what's  happening  ?     ❜ ❛     no  ,  it's  perfectly  possible  .  it's  just  bloody  difficult  .     ❜ ❛     i  need  to  get  home  .  that's  all  i  care  about  right  now  .     ❜ ❛     don't  you  want  to  take  a  leap  of  faith  ?     ❜ ❛     i'm  asking  you  to  take  a  leap  of  faith  .     ❜ ❛     sweetheart  !  look  at  me  !     ❜ ❛     that  price  on  my  head  ,  was  that  dead  or  alive  ?     ❜ ❛     your  world  is  not  real  !     ❜ ❛     dreams  feel  real  while  we're  in  them  .  it's  only  when  we  wake  up  that  we  realize  something  was  actually  strange  .     ❜ ❛     have  you  come  to  kill  me  ?     ❜ ❛     how  do  you  translate  a  business  strategy  into  an  emotion  ?     ❜ ❛     why  can't  you  go  home  ?     ❜ ❛     i've  come  back  for  you  .     ❜ ❛     when  we're  asleep  ,  we  can  do  almost  anything  .     ❜ ❛     you  remember  when  you  asked  me  to  marry  you  ?     ❜ ❛     quick  ,  give  me  a  kiss  .     ❜ ❛     why  is  it  so  important  to  dream  ?     ❜ ❛     thank  you  .     ❜ ❛     we  all  yearn  for  reconciliation  ,  for  catharsis  .     ❜ ❛     listen  ,  there's  something  you  should  know  about  me  .     ❜ ❛     we'd  be  together  forever  .  you  promised  me  .     ❜ ❛     i  miss  you  more  than  i  can  bear  ,  but  we  had  our  time  together .     ❜ ❛     in  my  dreams  we  are  together  .     ❜ ❛     i  have  to  let  you  go  .     ❜ ❛     what  do  you  want  ?     ❜ ❛     i  am  impressed  .     ❜ ❛     your  condescension  ,  as  always  ,  is  much  appreciated  . ❜ ❛ come  back  .     ❜ ❛      i  just  want  to  understand  .     ❜ ❛     you  said  you  dreamt  that  we'd  grow  old  together  .     ❜ ❛     i'm  the  only  thing  you  do  believe  in  anymore  .     ❜

[trcshymemes]

NieR: Automata Sentence Starters:

aka pure suffering.

❝ Feelings are prohibited. ❞ 

❝ Gifts are such a useless ritual. ❞

❝ Sorry. Guess I spaced out there for a bit. ❞

❝ Your bandage is coming undone. Here, let me change it. ❞

❝ We have to go before we lose the light.❞    

❝ I just…wanted a family. ❞

❝ Please…kill…me… ❞

❝ No don’t…Don’t do this!❞

❝ Souls and Heaven. Do those things really exist? ❞

❝ Eternity…It hurts…It really hurts… ❞

❝ This pain! This sadness! This desperation! You know nothing about it! ❞    

❝ It’s okay because…I’m going to kill you. I-I’m going to end your suffering now. ❞

❝ I was running…from the memories of losing those close to me…It was so hard…so painful. ❞

❝ I have to atone for my sins…no matter what. ❞

❝ Perhaps we’re not so different after all. ❞

❝ Hey can I kill ‘em yet? ❞

❝ I…I believed you! ❞

❝ You know nothing about humanity! ❞      

❝ I’m glad I got to see you here. I truly am. ❞

❝ I’ll tear you apart… Every last one of you!  ❞

❝ (name)…the time I was able to spend with you…It was like memories of pure light. ❞

❝ Why do I desire the touch of something that no longer exists? ❞

❝ Aw, are you worried about me? ❞

❝ I’m merely pointing out that you would be a liability on the battlefield. ❞

❝ Wait, please! I have no intention of harming you. ❞

❝ I suppose such intense curiosity can be admirable…in its own way. ❞

❝ Don’t you dare apologize. You’ve done nothing wrong. ❞

❝ It’s all going wrong. You can feel it too, right? ❞

❝ I’m glad you were with me. ❞

❝ We’re able to endure because we have each other. ❞

❝ Don’t worry. It’s going to be okay. ❞

❝ To think we have the same face, but such different smiles. ❞

❝ Why must we suffer this persecution? ❞

❝ I’m all right as long as you’re with me. ❞

❝ It always ends like this…❞

❝ Why are they coming after us? Why?! ❞

❝ If I knew this could I happen, I never would have… ❞

❝ I cannot live with this heartbreak inside me… ❞

❝ I need you…I need you to delete my memories. And if not, then I need you to kill me.❞

❝ I’m…I’m so scared…❞

❝ I can’t stop…Have to keep fighting… ❞

❝ Don’t break too quickly now. ❞

❝ I didn’t ask for help. ❞

❝ You’re pretty useless, you know that?❞ 

❝ I don’t care if this is a trap. I just have to kill them all. ❞

❝ You’re an obstinate one, aren’t you? ❞

❝ Do you truly think you can win? ❞

❝ All things end with accepting death, do they not? ❞    

❝ Don’t feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment. ❞

❝ Sacrificial lambs. All of us. ❞

❝ Isn’t that HILARIOUS? Doesn’t it just make you LAUGH? ❞

❝ We have no capacity for emotion. But when we were connected and exchanged information, something…happened. I cannot deny the feeling of something resembling consciousness and emotion being born. ❞

❝ The more human records I uncover, the more charmed I am by their complexity. ❞

❝ The core of humanity…is conflict. They fight. Steal. Kill. This is humanity in its purest form. ❞

❝ A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself. ❞

❝ Why is life…so painful…? ❞

❝ I don’t need this world. ❞

❝ Our cursed cycle of destruction and rebirth continues without end. ❞

❝ Everything that lives is designed to end. ❞

❝ We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. However…life is about the struggle within the cycle. ❞

❝ I never quite realized…how beautiful this world is. ❞                    

[scvedbylove-archive]

‘reputation’ sentence starters

all sentences are taken from taylor swift’s sixth studio album ( 2017 ). feel free to change pronouns or alter to fit your muse.

“knew he was a killer, first time that i saw him”

“i see nothing better”

“i see how this is gonna go”

“touch me & you’ll never be alone”

“no one has to know”

“in the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see the things we do”

“i know i’m gonna be with you”

“are you ready for it?”

“every love i’ve known in comparison is a failure”

“i forget their names now”

“let the games begin”

“i wanna be your endgame”

“we got big reputations”

“i’m a call away whenever you need me”

“you hold me down & i protect you with my life”

“i don’t wanna miss you like the other girls do”

“i don’t wanna hurt you”

“i know what they all say, but i ain’t tryna play”

“reputation precedes me & rumors are knee deep”

“i’ve made mistakes”

“i’ll never say it”

“i bury hatchets, but i keep maps of where i put ‘em”

“reputation precedes me, they told you i’m crazy”

“i swear i don’t love the drama, it loves me”

“i can’t let you go, your hand print’s on my soul”

“i never trust a narcissist, but they love me”

“for every lie i tell them, they tell me three”

“if a man talks shit, then i owe him nothing”

Keep reading

[rp-meme-central]

Trust related sentence starters

1. “I trust you.” 

2. “I don’t trust you.” 

3. “Do you trust me?” 

4. “What do I have to do to make you trust me?” 

5. “There is nothing you could do that would make me trust you.” 

6. “I don’t think he/she/they trust(s) us.” 

7. “You have to trust me!” 

8. “If we’re going to get through this, we have to trust each other.” 

9. “Look, I know you don’t trust me, but I’m trying to help you.”

10. “You have given me absolutely no reason to trust you.” 

11. “Why should I trust you?” 

12. “I trusted you, and you lied to me!” 

13. “You should have trusted me.” 

14. “I should have trusted you.”

15. “Don’t trust him/her/them!” 

16. “Are you sure you can trust him/her/them?” 

17. “I think we can trust him/her/them.” 

18. “You hurt me. It’s going to take a while before I can trust you again, if I can at all.” 

19. “I don’t think we can trust him/her/them.”

20. “Don’t take it personally. I don’t trust anyone.” 

21. “I have trust issues.” 

22. “You have trust issues.” 

23. “Trust no one.” 

24. “I’m not asking for your trust. I’m asking for your help.” 

25. “Trusting a _____ is a mistake.”   

[rp-meme-central]

Send “sopping wet” for your muse to show up at my muse’s door in the middle of a storm.

Send “bad weather visitor” for my muse to show up at your muse’s door during a storm. 

[jamsmemes]

(     *     NOW YOU SEE ME 2 PROMPTS   !    

feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !

❛  in matters of the heart, so difficult to tell.  ❜

❛  it’s all in the wrist.  ❜

❛  now you want to see a thing of beauty?  ❜

❛  god, you cannot trust anybody in this city anymore, can you?  ❜

❛  you got this far in life by listening to one voice, the voice in your head.  ❜

❛  you have taught me that i’m not cut out for this kind of work!  ❜

❛  if you’re nervous, it can be really helpful to picture each other naked.  ❜

❛  hey, sorry, i don’t mean to gloat, but i told you so.  ❜

❛  magic is about controlling perception.  ❜

❛  apparently we’re now surrounded by chinese food.  ❜

❛  how does it feel to lose everything? your job. your identity. your reason for living.  ❜

❛  you’re a fool. you always have been.  ❜

❛  hey, i burned you once, i’ll burn you again. i’m not playing.  ❜

❛  you pulled a hat out of a rabbit. that was very colourful.  ❜

❛  you might not be having fun, but i am.  ❜

❛  why are we here then? beside you getting to show off how adorably clever you are.  ❜

❛  you can dispense with the tough guy act to begin with.  ❜

❛  i believe in an eye for an eye.  ❜

❛  don’t do anything i wouldn’t enjoy.  ❜

❛  oh, i’m sorry, did you think that i was like those other girls?  ❜

❛  seriously, is it weird to have more hair in your nose than on your head?  ❜

❛  there’s always, always more than what’s on the surface.  ❜

❛  my eyes are up here, man.  ❜

❛  something about a big white dance floor, makes me want to boogie.  ❜

❛  did you actually think i’d let you go?  ❜

❛  trust that your unique talents will not go unrecognised.  ❜

❛  once again, science beats magic.  ❜

❛  you had me at ‘hell’.  ❜

❛  i wish i could dredge from the muck of my soul one speck of remorse, but i can’t.  ❜

❛  either way, we’re left holding a whole sack full of nada.  ❜

❛  a magician’s greatest power lies forever shrouded in his empty fist.  ❜

❛  you know they’re playing you, right? leading you into a trap?  ❜

❛  that guy had a bird in his pants. that’s disgusting.  ❜

❛  hey, broski-whaddya-knowski!  ❜

❛  have you asked the guys that question, or just me?  ❜

❛  get your last words in quickly, everybody!  ❜

❛  i came into the world with the wrong family, but i’m leaving with the right one.  ❜

❛  hurry up and shut that door! it’s getting cold in here.  ❜

[memes4rp]

✗miscellaneous sentence starters

❝ sometimes i feel like nothing’s real. ❞ ❝ oh, forgive my manners. ❞ ❝ don’t play with fire unless you’re willing to get burned, darling. ❞ ❝ stop depending on me so much. ❞ ❝ will there ever be a day where we won’t end up shouting at each other? ❞ ❝ you smell so nice. ❞ ❝ i love you and trust you, but you need to slow down a bit– with everything. please? ❞ ❝ that’s a nice hickey you got there. ❞ ❝ are you out of your goddamn mind? ❞ ❝ we don’t have much time left. ❞ ❝ take deep breaths, honey. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to talk about it now. ❞ ❝ knock it off already, __. ❞ ❝ you seriously don’t know how to tie hair into a ponytail? ❞ ❝ wait for me right here and don’t move, i’ll be back in a minute. ❞ ❝ i’ve taken some pretty photos yesterday. do you want to see them…? ❞ ❝ i want a new tattoo. ❞ ❝ i don’t want a fucking rose bouquet, __. i want chocolate. ❞

[shittyrpmemes]

internet memes sentence starters / change pronouns as necessary !

“some crimes can never be forgiven”

“take a fucking sip, babe…”

“god i wish that were me”

*looks into the camera like i’m on the office*

“you know i had to do it to em”

“it doesn’t have to be like this”

“can we listen to something else besides this?”

“finals week is homophobic”

“welcome to my twisted mind”

“had it not been for the laws of this land…”

“bone tiddies”

“i feel god in this chili’s tonight”

“we die like men”

“you are like a little baby”

“do it for her”

“two times 0 is 0″

“it’s more likely than you think”

“—BODE.”

“guess i’ll die”

“he did it when no one else would…”

“we are all… in this together”

“pretzels is the same”

“whoosh. you have my love and support”

“y’all mind if i scREAM”

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Life Is Strange

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

EPISODE 1: CHRYSALIS 

❝ Wanna go grab a cup of tea and bitch about life? ❞

❝ You’re a better photographer than a liar. ❞

❝ Now I know it’s a drag to hear some old dude lecture you, but life won’t wait for you to play catch-up. ❞

❝ You’re young, the world is yours, blah blah blah blah, right? ❞

❝ Oh, boo-hoo, poor little rich kid. ❞

❝ Nobody would even miss your punk ass, would they? ❞

❝ Water on my cashmere! Do you know how much this fucking outfit cost? ❞

❝ I consider myself … a pop cultural pirate connoisseur. ❞

❝ Can’t a sensitive high school boy love sensitive vampires too? ❞

❝ Don’t give me the guilty face. At least pretend you’re glad to see me. ❞

❝ You look like the cover of HipsterGirl.com. ❞

❝ You hella saved my life! ❞

❝ Let’s dance! Shake that bony white ass! ❞

❝ What, can’t dance, hippie? ❞

❝ Birds are so lucky. They can always escape. ❞

EPISODE 2: OUT OF TIME

❝ Thank you, redneck poet. ❞

❝ The only thing that’s changed on the menu are the prices. ❞

❝ Oh yes, black coffee. You will be mine. ❞

❝ Can I ask you a question? And please be honest. ❞

❝ I do love the early morning. Everything is so calm and quiet. ❞

❝ You are so cute. You haven’t changed a bit. ❞

❝ Am I morbid, or just goth? ❞

❝ Let’s reboot them with a bullet! ❞

❝ Nothing exciting ever happens to us, right? ❞

❝ You look thoughtful, yet confused. ❞

❝ I saw (Name) earlier. Her eyes were puffy from crying. ❞

❝ I always feel like you really listen. ❞

❝ I wish I could go back in time and erase everything. ❞

❝ (Name), I screwed up today. ❞

❝ I’ll believe anything this week. ❞

EPISODE 3: CHAOS THEORY

❝ Bring me the brain, Igor! ❞

❝ Yes! Time to blow shit up! ❞

❝ How can you trust somebody who has a fucking bronze bird in his office? ❞

❝ No, we are not taking the cozy chair. ❞

❝ It’s the powers of best friendship. I know how you roll. ❞

❝ No worries, it’s all bad. ❞

❝ Don’t even THINK I’m going to make a move on you. ❞

❝ You look cute with your hair soaked in chemicals. ❞

❝ Photo-bomb! ❞

❝ Photo-hog. ❞

❝ Police arrested a nude man with a sword. ❞

❝ Don’t trust grown men with goatees. ❞

❝ You fucking creep me out. ❞

❝ I was eating those beans! Are you fucking insane!? I WAS EATING! THOSE BEANS! ❞

❝ Crappy Wi-Fi out here. Must take him DAYS to download porn. ❞

❝ RELEASE THE KEYS! ❞

EPISODE 4: DARK ROOM

❝ Probably easier to write than to visit me. ❞

❝ I’d like to think we can still change things for the better. ❞

❝ Drink up, buttercup. ❞

❝ It is Nostradamus type shit, pardon my French. ❞

❝ The snow globes are taking over… ❞

❝ You don’t want to watch the old hipster trying to keep up with the kids. ❞

❝ Nobody should have to see me dance. ❞

❝ Better write back or I’ll have a jaguar shipped to your dorm! ❞  

❝ I’m feeling pretty alpha now. ❞

❝ Wow, that dude is so fucking in love with you. ❞

❝ Beautiful, I don’t give a shit. ❞

❝ I get salty when things don’t go my way. ❞  

❝ I hate feeling this way… Dark and angry… ❞

❝ I’ll talk after you shake that booty for me. ❞

❝ This makes me feel so sad… like I was back in high school. ❞

EPISODE 5: POLARIZED

❝ You look like you’re on a mission. ❞

❝ You can’t just throw a few subjects around and expect a cohesive style or theme. ❞

❝ Goddamn, you are a fighter though. ❞

❝ There’s no reason for you to be so insecure that you can’t even be happy with your own talent. ❞

❝ If an event skimps on the food, you know it’s bad. ❞

❝ I’m going to eat up that caviar so you don’t have to. ❞

❝ A nosebleed is a first world problem. ❞

❝ You didn’t fail. You did your best. ❞

❝ Shit… (Name) needs help again! ❞  

❝ I’m sorry you got stuck in this… in this… I don’t have a fucking clue what’s going on! ❞

❝ I hope you don’t mind needles or duct tape… ❞

❝ I don’t believe in fate or destiny, but after this week, I realize I don’t know shit. ❞

❝ I can’t keep fixing everything if all I’m gonna do is just break it over and over again. ❞

❝ I don’t blame you for wanting me out of your life after all my drama. ❞

❝ You made me smile and laugh like I haven’t done in years. ❞

[rp-meme-central]

“I don’t” sentence starters

1. “I don’t think we should be doing this” 

2. “I don’t know you” 

3. “I don’t like you” 

4. “I don’t love you” 

5. “I don’t want it” 

6. “I don’t know how to do this” 

7. “I don’t understand what’s going on” 

8. “I don’t agree with this” 

9. “I don’t even know my own name”

10. “I don’t remember anything” 

11. “I don’t know what you’re talking about”

12. “I don’t know who you are”

13. “I don’t like this”

14. “I don’t want to do this”

15. “I don’t want to hurt you”

16. “I don’t want to die”

17. “I don’t like it here”

18. “I don’t eat that kind of food”

19. “I don’t want to leave”

20. “I don’t have any money”

21. “I don’t trust you”

22. “I don’t want you to die”

23. “I don’t want you to leave”

24. “I don’t want to fight”

25. “I don’t hate you”

26. “I don’t understand you”

27. “I don’t know how to fight”

28. “I don’t exercise”

29. “I don’t get out much”

30. “I don’t know where I am”

31. “I don’t know how to drive one of these”

32. “I don’t think you should drive in your condition”

33. “I don’t think I can walk”

34. “I don’t feel good”

35. “I don’t dance”

36. “I don’t sing”

37. “I don’t like parties”

38. “I don’t normally look like this”

39. “I don’t feel comfortable with this”

40. “I don’t drink”