am i dedicated or fucking crazy

pfp by novsart! phan account (obv) -- the hyperfixation became too embarassing for me to keep posting from main

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[ahappydnp]

miss when dan would mansplain on younow. sitting on his little ass chair like "bet you guys have never heard of this indie band called radiohead" "do you even know about marxist theory you silly turnips"

[phandomgives]

Dan's drive is STILL OPEN until June 19th! There's still time to donate to Not a Phase 🏳️‍⚧️

[phandomwatch]

Andddd ....

the room is open for business!!

Join us in celebrating the birthday of our favourite millennial @danielhowell and raising money for Not A Phase!

come to the livestream room here clickity click

don't forget to donate too!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm really trying hard to be a "It's everyone's first time learning something everyday" kind of guy but also if you don't know shit and you know you're, for whatever reason, a person who doesn't have context about something, why fucking talk. Like why are you talking. If you know you don't know what's being discussed why are you opining about it and getting confused when everyone is like, shut your empty headed mouth for the love of god? Are you ALSO learning for the first time that this is insufferable?? As though half the time these people aren't also insufferable pedants who'd blow a gasket if someone started talking about their loser hobbies wrong

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Here are my thoughts on this topic"

"You are completely off, you have gotten multiple basic facts wrong, you also lack x and y context"

"Well I didn't know that because I don't really involve myself in this topic" THEN SHUT UPPPPPPP OH MY GODDDDDDD

[renisnotonfire]

The Overcooked stream is so funny because there's his very friendly guy moderating who has CLEARLY no idea about Dan and Phil, so it's like:

Guy: so many viewers are here! They all want to see you succeed! :))

Dan: oh, do they?

Phil: they do not want to see us to succeed

Guy, reading a fan message: I didn't realize I ordered a... uh... a ya-ya- what does that mean?

Dan: a yap salad!

Dan: throws around cucumbers and angrily mouths at paper plates while the guy desperately tries to keep up with donations

Dan: realizes where he is and starts violently laughing at a plate filled with nothing but lettuce and pickles

Guy: here's more... cards?

Guy: which one of you would you say is the better cook? :)

Phil: Dan once put a pizza in the oven with its paper box

Guy: ... anyway, more donations

Phil: throws salad to the floor because he literally forgot to support the plate

Guy: stares confusedly into camera

Guy, holding can open: throw it in

Phil: misses devastatingly

Guy: ... so that's all in my shoe now

Guy: you nailed those salads!

Phil: dominated!!

Guy: domi- lets count the salads

[dzyman]

Dan's version for the....two.....people that asked ^_^!!!!!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[preciousbabyangle]

lmaoo i knew i would get anons but that was so quick

[dykephan]

Why are you mad

it was already hard enough to admit i was a dan and phil fan when they were making good content so when they post nothing but slop they're really putting my reputation on the line

[yamatuchi]

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[weltenwellen]

Andrea Gibson, The Madness Vase

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[preciousbabyangle]

i disagree with dan and phil about their media choices so badly, yes a tv show can be too in your face about politics 😭

[degenerusssy]

fly high, sweet prince 🪽

(the pyjamas, not phil. he’s fine)

video description:

five clips of phil wearing his minecraft pyjamas in black and white except for the pyjamas which are bright green. there is sunlight coming from the top left corner. all of the clips are playing slightly in slow motion. the song in the arms of the angel by sarah mclachlan plays over it

[infolkside]

im genuinely mourning