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@predicting-chaos
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so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?
babygirl i am literally in pain over how you
im sleepy & couldnt think of a punchline so i just clicked reblog
this IS a punchline
You go to hell, but Satan tells you he’ll send you to heaven if you can beat him in one game of your choice.
me: BEYBLADE THIS, BITCH Satan: ????
i love everyone getting upset over the "he's just ken" tagline for the new barbie movie bc like
what did you expect?? him not to be ken??? have you ever watched a barbie movie??
barbie is always a pretty pink girlboss in the movies and ken is the lovable trophy husbando
to the people who say barbie promotes 'anti feminism'...
DID YA'LL HOES HIT UR HEAD OR SOMETHING??? DID U GET DROPPED ON THE SIDEWALK AS A CHILD? THIS QUEEN HAS OVER TWO HUNDRED CAREERS, INCLUDING STEM FIELDS– SHES BEEN A GODDAMN UNICEF AMBASSADOR (you can look it up in the wiki if you don't BELIEVE ME DINGUS) barbie is NOT get her degree and become a college graduate for you ungrateful GOLBINS TO SHIT ON HER CAREER.
Barbie was created to tell little girls they can grow up and be everything . The boys had their little action figures that had diverse jobs .why most girls toys center around cleaning / cooking ...taking care of babies
I remember having a CD that was label games for girls and games for boys . The guys got to build amusments parks and dinosaurs. Why the girl game was so lame always taking care of people.
LIKE OMG THAT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH FRFR games for boys have (usually) always centered in fun action stuff and the girls got the dress up games and makeup stuff. like, barbie proves that you can do BOTH and slay at it. there's a literal PALEONTOLOGIST BARBIE AAAAAAA
and this reply is literally saying whatever we're all thinking frfr (@weewoos-world)
grrrrr
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Dear friends, I wrote several Loki headcanons when I was high on flu meds a month ago, most of them are crack, and weird as shit.
Should I release the list?
Do it do it do it 😈
Yes but you’re so weird 💖
No you mung bean 🫘
@queen-paladin @infinitystoner @lokisgoodgirl @michelleleewise @ladyofthestayingpower @liminalpebble @muddyorbsbir @itsybitchylittlewitchy @holdmytesseract @smolvenger
Ninety… ninety three votes??? The pressure is on because I looked at what I wrote and they are lukewarm at best. I was clearly trying to write a proper headcanon list but some overly specific gems snuck in there.
May I present to you…
Terrible Loki Headcanons I wrote while I was high on flu meds:
- He would work in marketing or sales
- He loves a long bath
- His natural curls are very soft and springy he just plasters them down because someone told him they were unruly
- He likes playing city building games so he gets to rule as a healthy outlet
- He loves playing the Sims
- Big Skyrim fan
- He likes Keanu Reeves
- His favourite ice cream flavour is strawberry
- House dust makes his tongue itch
- He prefers silver to gold
- He secretly likes those sickly caramel frappe things over black coffee
- He gets foot cramps
- He thinks sharks are misunderstood
- He pretends to be domineering but secretly wants someone to take care of him
- He prefers the rain
- He tried a vape and hated it
- Night owl
Okay so these turned out to be naff so I’m adding some theories me and my friend came up with:
- He would have a snake tattoo on his forearm and get annoyed when people ask if it’s a deatheater/slytherin thing
- We think he secretly hides cans of Gordon’s pink strawberry gin to shame drink because he doesn’t wanna be made fun of
- My mate is convinced he would order chicken selects at McDonalds
- Me and my friend concluded that he is really into being tied up but honestly this is obvious
Just look at how comfy he is!
@queen-paladin @infinitystoner @lokisgoodgirl @michelleleewise @ladyofthestayingpower @liminalpebble @muddyorbsbir @itsybitchylittlewitchy @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @iamlokisgloriouspurpose @lokisfavtoy
- He likes playing city building games so he gets to rule as a healthy outlet
Canon!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣I adore these. They are so cute.
@queen-paladin @infinitystoner @littlespaceyelf @michelleleewise @ladyofthestayingpower @liminalpebble @muddyorbsblr @itsybitchylittlewitchy @gigglingtigger @mochie85
lokis just a small bean who enjoys life and gets necessarily bullied for it. avengers should just let him be a sweet soft little baby who plays sims all days and cackles maniacally about how he's
✨ controlling these puny mortals ✨
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
itch
I am currently investing in currency
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
I just want to feel again
feel what? love? rage? pain? pleasure? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FEEL-
A fight between a character who normally fights in the skies vs a character who normally fights on or under the ground.
plot twist: they’re fighting in the water
Ooh, that’s smart! 🤩
even better plot twist: they’re just splashing around and goofing around since they don’t know shit about fighting in water
kill bill by SZA really rocking me rn
OMG white powder 😍
got this glittery dust from lush im abt to start my career as edward cullen
How much does that pay?
not enough
the glitter wont come off. i dont think this is a career anymore i think im just edward cullen.
saw a snail today.....effervescent...
this is the skin of a killer, bella......
(still covered in glitter)
How old are you?
(the infamous piece of cinematic history we all wish we never saw)
...seventeen....
(im 19)
How long have you been 17 (19) 😳👀
a while.
I know what you are...
say it... out loud. say it.
vampire
are you afraid
(STOP SAYING THAT THIS POST HAS 10k OR 100k OR WTV VIBES THIS CANT BE MY LEGACY)
Okay but what was the dust from Lush called I need this sparkle in my life
to answer yall:
@sneak-a-cat
lies and slander
just for this, you don’t get cat pics, as per my name; i have many.
dont ask questions u dont want to know the answer to.
to everyone speculating: yes i am bisexual, no the glitter is not bc im gay. good guess tho. maybe next time
You're an AO3 blog, no one thinks you're straight.
well saph is straight, im the gay one. making this VERY clear.
Wait, there's two people!?
Is there a third one? Like, is this blog just three people in a trench coat?
im (katya) running it while saph writes her capstone paper! so yes. two people in a trench coat, the third is all my cats.
no.
what do the cats do
a lot of nico stans are like “omg nico di angelo my baby boy, my son, my darling, my little gay emo.” not me though. i’m fucking terrified of him
