"Cool title here"

[breadwinnnerz]

[blvck-mermaid]

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

[thesavingera]

i reblog this everytime

[note-a-bear]

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

[30-minute-memes]

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

[givemeinternet]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[jortsfan]

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[itsagifnotagif]

“Stay hydrated kids!” I say while refusing to get water as I would have to get out of bed

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[lifes-odd-curiosity-deactivated]

But why is this so accurate

[the-diabolic-acid]

someone put it into words

[c0de-read-blog]

I’m dying.

[insanely-smart]

It’s literally in her Twitter profile…. good grief. 

[bob-belcher]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[the1975music]

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[justbadpuns]

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

[goodatyugioh]

what does it mean when you have a whole bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard

asking for a friend

[darkmoon-goddess]

it means you have new friends!

[goodatyugioh]

are these good new friends or “death is coming” sort of new friends

[darkmoon-goddess]

yes!

[footnoteinhistory]

I know this is about football but the general energy of this Jeb! tweet is very ominous

[opabinia-regalis-deactivated201]

The next day you turn on the news and Jeb Bush is suddenly president and nobody talks about it