Oh No

Hockey sideblog because I’ve lost control of my life (call me KM//follows from crowfishers)

[twominutesforembellishment]

Our swedes!!

[nyyfever]

it's always so serious for him

[valtsv]

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

[dilftanger]

kevin hayes officially replaced and me i feel also not so good

[gu3ntzel]

From in the Room | S11E05

[ticklefightgeno]

ohohohoho we got a new weirdo coming on board

[tetrisfag]

hes going to ask me a riddle

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately

[yabagofmilfs]

started at the top now we’re not even at the bottom 🥲

[heartbeatline]

a duo i just made up (fleury + backwards hat)

[heartbeatline]

x x x

[sethjonesy]

This tweet belongs in the Potash Hall of Fame. [x]

[starrynet]

we live in a world where it’s extremely probable that elliotte friedman knows about omegaverse rpf

[starrynet]

look what they’re doing to our sports writers 😭

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[starrynet]

a cataclysmic dent in his entire life philosophy….

[pixietape]

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

[pixietape]

and why

[lightfe11ow]

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

The Senators organization deserves a high five for this

And whoever came up with the idea and the phrasing deserves multiple hugs and a gift card to their favorite restaurant.