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[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[marieschrader71]

why dont you just kill yourself walt

[excitementshewrote]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[nothin2fear1909]

adachi. eewww ew ugly ugly uglyyy

[parkchanwoohoo]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[dogpuppy]

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[baebyaga]

The Shining (1980)

Doctor Sleep (2019)

Hannibal (2013)

[willthethrillmypals]

Target bathroom

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[cinnamnt]

i can’t stop thinking about this soulless husk i saw at a thrift market today. like okay um Hi

[littleguysdaily]

[pearly-sims]

[dogpuppy]