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sam/27

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[marieschrader71]

why dont you just kill yourself walt

[passengerpigeons]

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

[passengerpigeons]

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

[passengerpigeons]

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

[narwhalsarefalling]

Coworker who I am training: How should I do this? Is there a particular way i should be doing it?

Me: Hm I should say something that would both encourage his independence from me and foster his sense of individual thinking. Something that is kind and will help him think for himself and not what his "boss" wants from him. Something that would let him think about how the lab receives the samples and what they will be doing with them, so he should package the samples according to their needs and not mine.

What comes out of my mouth: You can do whatever you want forever.

[kingdeath000]

day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality

day 15: oral fixation

day 35: favorite color is blue

[slimetony]

i hope in 2017 i get a snickers ice cream bar

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[pipipka]

Hooray persona 4 cops

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[bupp3t]

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i remember

[bedupolker]

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[shitboy96]

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

[sedoretu]

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[retailgoth-deactivated20210311]

wouldn’t it be cool if sex was real and not just a part of the Depeche mode expanded universe?

[dogpuppy]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I love moles

[swampgrl01-deactivated20240730]

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

[ftye00]