Least Influential President

Don't forget Tippecanoe.

[onceiwashere]

tumblr is on the verge of rediscovering regular degular sexual attraction to other humans and i dont know if we can handle it, collectively

[left-reminders]

[frogbabey-deactivated20181203]

there’s a reason for that

[assgod]

He’s really trying to be a king ewgbewrhgb

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’m irritated af lmao

[bakwaaas]

Understand that there is a huge difference between someone finding you physically attractive and someone who actually respects and values you as a whole person and sees you in their future

[pshomefun]

[997]

this gender reveal party with a DRAG QUEEN KILLED ME

[997]

this gender reveal party with a DRAG QUEEN KILLED ME

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[gayforbagels]

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

[kintatsujo]

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

[blue-change]

ONE OF A KIND

[blue-change]

im fucking shaking

[robot-dogs]

ok which one of you bought him??????

[werefurb]

👀

[theconcealedweapon]

[anarchopuppy]

this is so sad alexa unionize your workplace

[onyxdepths]

Top Culture is pretending like you didn’t hear your bottom destroying the toilet from down the hall after you’ve finished making balloon animals out of his lower intestine

[heyyitscameronj]

[arabwife]

when you stop talking to people, stop talking about them too

[thralleesi]

sprEAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[carbonatedmustard]

[trapcard]

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MIN