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dont-look-atthis

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

twink-on-the-brink

i stand but i don’t face the flag nor do i recite

dont-look-atthis

I approve

You’re officially invited to my Heck The Rules Club^TM that I just made just now

breathinginthecoke

The band kids at my school had first block in a seperate building. That building generally turned the intercom down, or off. Once the principal came in and watched our class, as he do, ya know. He was upset that we didn’t do the pledge. So the next day we had to stand and do the pledge. The only person who participated was the teacher. We sat silently. It was a group decision that wasn’t discussed before hand. He said ok. Later that week a petition was delivered to the principal about the pledge and how none of the kids wanted to do that. He doubled down, and told the teacher to send any kid not participating to the office. The following Monday when his policy of sending the kids to the office was in effect the entire band class was matched down to the office.

With our interments.

The principal tried to lecture us and the trumpet players were not having it. The drum major ran us through every song right there in the office.

After that the pledge was optional.

dont-look-atthis

(Quietly, but with a lot of feeling) holy s h I t

advanced-procrastination

Friendly reminder that unionizing works, even if there’s not an official union in place

flagellant

does anyone else remember puzzle pirates

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so in puzzle pirates if you weren’t able to pay real money it was incredibly challenging to make enough money to buy a ship, but if you didn’t buy a ship you could only do pre-set routes on other people’s ships. this would be fine if you were playing solo, but if you had two friends with you it was almost impossible to find three slots on a ship going somewhere you all wanted to go.

after many days of grinding, me and my two friends were still, like, nowhere close to having enough money to buy even the shittiest of sloops. we had all gotten together at one of our houses to have a little puzzle pirates lan party, just to be in the same room and holler at each other as we fucked up journey after journey, each sunk ship a slight but tangible setback in our journey to being good, responsible ship owners.

after a particularly... heated disagreement over whether it was bad rigging or bad carpentry that got us sunk—i maintain that if topside had been doing their jobs, i wouldn’t’ve needed to been impossibly good at carpentry, daniel—we were playing poker and hearts in one of the bars to cool off a little bit, and i had an idea. see, this was not a particularly sophisticated game. the gambling minigames were played live, against other players, but there wasn’t like... matchmaking, or anything. just a bunch of tables in a room that anyone could sit down at. and there were three of us. and four seats at a hearts table.

we all sat down. we waited, silently, until a fourth player sat down. we cranked our bets up as high as they could go. and we absolutely fucking fleeced him. turns out it’s kinda hard to win at hearts against three good players, but extremely easy to absolutely demolish a single player.

whether he sniffed out our collusion or simply didn’t want to lose another round, our fourth stood up. we didn’t have to wait long for another player. few stayed longer than one round, but we made enough money to buy a ship outright in just an hour or two.

this is a pretty okay story, but i’ll be honest, it doesn’t have enough good stuff to embellish into much of anything. it would be like a c+ kind of a story at best, except for one fact, which is that when you bought a ship in puzzle pirates, there was a very strict naming convention. all ship names followed the format “the ( adjective ) ( name of a species of fish ).”

we named the ship we bought with our hearts winnings The Ill-Gotten Goldfish, and we sunk her almost immediately.

flagellant

You are the only son of a bitch on Tumblr who understands me on a visceral level

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complaints

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chongoblog

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

chongoblog

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

chongoblog

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

luukewyrm

Hehe i really like this concept

nothingbutloveforyou

the songs you listen to at ages 15-17 will rip holes into your heart when you listen to them again later in life.

useless-irelandfacts

I’ve officially forgiven Dublin Bus for all the times they were late or never showed up cos the pride Bus they done with proud dads was the most wholesome thing i’ve ever seen in my life & i still can’t watch it without tearing up omfg

crimepatisserie

i thought i could keep it together but i lost it at “let’s go to pride, son”

duine-aiteach

I too lost it at that part

thebkwyrm

I’m not crying.

You’re crying.

Okay, fine, everyone is crying.

tikkunolamorgtfo

same.

dear-ao3

Good! Theater should be a lost art! "Lost" in plain sight because really just nobody wants it.

im not sure 1. what this is in response to and 2. if this is serious or not but anon you are absolutely wrong. where do you think movies and tv originated from? theater is one of the oldest forms of entertainment and is pretty vital to culture

dear-ao3

y'all can go home this one wins

browsethestacks

The Ballpoint Pen Art Of Patrick Onyekwere

pathfind

i thought you guys would find this thread i wrote interesting

bearfeathers

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

question to all you people that want to fuck cartoons. do you imagine yourself as animated too because i dont understand how that works in the slightest

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