SAFETY FIRST

still the only macedonian on tumblr until proven otherwise. they/them, 30s. if you're not old enough to remember the Howard Dean scream you can follow me but you're on thin ice

[parkerposey]

Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home

My stupid ass:

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[devotedgossamerreader]

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

[crabussy]

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[christianstepmoms]

Alt-right Ash Ketchum: I wonder when Glenn Beck will call me back

Brock: Glenn is a fictional character from that silly American show you like. You know there’s no political apparatus in Kanto except Officer Jennys. And even then, she’s a figurehead

Misty: yeah what kinda cop doesn’t have a gun

Brock: misty we’ll get to your tacit support of a militarized police force in another post

[valencians]

guy who refuses to drink because he believes alcohol blackouts break the continuity of consciousness

[witchofanguish]

guy who drinks because he believes alcohol blackouts break the continuity of consciousness

[pressurised]

9:13 pm: the pain is unbearable

11:24: Chippius Versus Salsington

2:06 am: I have more to say about the pain

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[pressurised]

9:13 pm: the pain is unbearable

11:24: Chippius Versus Salsington

2:06 am: I have more to say about the pain

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[cathartidae]

everyone should go check out the museum of all things. it's wikipedia but procedurally generated physical rooms and you can literally track down links. recently ive been speedrunning to various wasp pages. check it out

you can even play it in vr!

MoAT download (it's free!!)

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[ghrugirlclub]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[calware]

it's not even a year old yet??

[transgenderpussycat]

what about not gendering fucking colours

[calware]

IT'S SATIRE

[calware]

I'M THE OP

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[allystruggles]

Bitch why you mad? Because allies pop severely and gays don’t?

[sacredwhores]

Christina Hornisher - Hollywood 90028 (1973)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[agpsoundsystem]

it’s fucking may what the hell is going on