Is The Guard Ready?

I'm gonna wear the towel, with the power to leave you. I'm aiming for full control of this love. Touch me, touch me, don't be sweet.

[bob-belcher]

[punklovecore]

[crossstitchworld]

I decided to immortalize my favorite tweet by breathcue

[catchymemes]

[awesome-picz]

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile ( part 1)

[twixnmix]

Tina Turner during a fitting at Loris Azzaro in Paris, France, January 1971.

Photos by Habans Patrice for Paris Match

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[splitjawjanitor]

I mean…

She would know.

[garmbreak1]

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

[cursedcatimages]

[scrumptiouscycletragedies]

piameow

[toastbutteregg]

new years resolutions:

get skinny

get hot

get rich

[westernlariat]

[meh-eh-whatever]

im gonna send this to my mom

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

[athousandyears]

Edward: Bella, you are utterly indecent in that khaki skirt

Me:

[seerofmike]

good morning everyone . i am screaming

[bogleech]

the funniest thing about this far side cartoon is that the cat learned nothing from the loss of its first paw and eventually tried again anyway. The next funniest thing is that’s exactly what a cat would do

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

No the funniest thing about this far side cartoon is that the cat, despite losing BOTH front paws, is still CLEARLY plotting a 3rd attempt as we speak

[missnilescrane]

[maynothingeverstopyou]

i gay.

[deadbeatmaker]

when you just want to feel alright