[stricatul]

“its gonna be okay” bro fucking when

[everythingfox]

(via)

[yesbothways]

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image

[coolyo294]

I would've enjoyed college a lot more if they gave me a burger King mascot head and taught me to shoot magic missiles at anyone who steps foot on campus

[disease-deactivated20210414]

KATE MACDOWELL / CLAY PIGEONS / 2018

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[sinful-shepherd]

The hank hill comparison executed me

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

really truly genuinely literally me

[dogsuffrage]

[ruched]

Qian Kun - Fang Yi: Heaven Gaia Spring/Summer 2022

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[dieselcrab-deactivated20241213]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[wilwheaton]

(via mmceajmo2d681.jpg (828×906))

[thingsformara]

For context, the actor who plays Jimmy Pesto was apparently banned from being in Bob’s Burgers for participating in the Jan 6 riot at the capital.

[wethekeegsta]

Method acting

[angelofpestilence]

gaslighting myself into thinking i’m doing fine

[krishnahare]

[lady-vermin]

[femgirlfriend-moved]

???

[weedforcats]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[violentpriusdriver-deactivated2]

[cybergata]

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

[poshbogan]

my roommate leaves out her dildo where i can see it and even tho im gay i want to pick it up to smell and taste her cunt so bad it makes my cock drip

It’s been a while since I logged in, what did I post for you to confess this to me?!