"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Acquired Stardust
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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring
Columnar Basalt
Every day I am brutally reminded in one way or another that this society isn't built with disabled people in mind
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Zebra Schist outcrop, Kangaroo Island, South Australia.
Photo ©️ landscapeofsa
Everything I've ever seen or heard about Kea leads me to believe they ABSOLUTELY know what driving is and, if given a little car they could manipulate, they would learn to drive and then invent Monster Truck Rallies within like five minutes.
Oh hey it's been aaaaaaggggeeeesssss since I've really been on here much, so have a quick life update:
I broke my neck and almost died in a car crash 3 months ago!
have you been in a car crash
no but im rarely in cars to begin with
no and im in cars often
wasn’t really a crash, just a little fender bender no biggie
yes but everyone was ok, wasnt big enough for airbags to go off
yes, airbags went off, cars pretty damaged, minor injuries
yes airbags went off, cars totaled, major injuries
yes, major injuries and at least one fatality
if youve been in more than one vote based on which one was more traumatic
Have you been in a car crash?
no but I'm rarely in cars to begin with
no and I'm in cars often
wasn't really a crash, just a little fender bender so no biggie
yes but everyone was ok, wasnt big enough for airbags to go off
yes, airbags went off, cars pretty damaged, minor injuries
yes airbags went off, cars totaled, major injuries
yes, major injuries and at least one fatality
if youve been in more than one vote based on which one was more traumatic
Where's my "Yes, my car was totalled, there were minor injuries, and it was pre airbags"?
okay okay follow-up question. how long is the walk to your closest bus-stop?
less than 5 minutes
5-10 minutes
10-15 minutes
20-30 minutes
over 30 minutes
New Years is a time to reflect on all the BIRDS we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the BIRDS we’ll see in the year to come
found out last night about the cricket player Don Bradman, whose batting average of 99.94% is “the greatest achievement by any sportsman in any major sport”, nearly a full 40 points above the second best player. Apparently they had to invent a whole new type of defense to try and deal with this dude.
I have no idea how cricket works but it’s hilarious that the best sportsman who ever lived chose to play British baseball of all things.
I tried understanding the rules for cricket purely to better comprehend how someone could be so almost supernaturally dominant like
“average person is decent at cricket” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is terrible at cricket. Bradman Don, who lives in Australia & bats over 99 each test day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
my top artist on spotify wrapped is the one i'm seeing in concert tonight, which is great timing
what random city did spotify tell you has your music taste this year pls add in tags
Created by Murray Ball for his comic strip series, ‘Footrot Flats,’ the sheepdog simply known as Dog was born on October 13th 1978 in a dirty clothes box at Aunt Dolly’s holiday home for cats in Tauranga.
Dog now spends his days on the farm and can be found with his best friend, Wallace (Wal’) Footrot, and a cast of friends and foes, in over 1000 strips, a stage play adaptation, an animated feature, and a life sized statue.
All rights to Dog is reserved by Manatu Taonga, the Ministry for Culture and Heritage.
going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year
Look at these amazingly detailed moths by Clemens Söllner, made with inlays of different kinds of wood! Aaaaahhhh! I just love the way the woodgrain textures flow, and it's clear how much love and care went into depicting these beautiful creatures so intricately!
Top moth is Ochropleura plecta, middle is Actinotia polyodon, and bottom is Ceramica pisi.
