Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@pretentious-on-a-budget
Today’s version of “I’m not the one imposing modern racial categories on that past; that already happened”
Bonus context: Denial of non-European culture & history in European philosophy begins c. 1700s; Brown ppl in European art became a problem needing to be “explained” for white Europeans c. 1800s
This is art. (via zebrakebebra)
I like the it
Ginger Snaps // 2000
These stunning photographs of Hong Kong in the 1950s are captured beautifully by a teenager. Ho Fan who arrived from Shanghai in 1949. The streets, filled with vendors, coolies and rickshaw drivers, fascinated Ho. Taking pictures in a studio was the norm then, but the Ho was more interested in r
His name is Ho Fan, and these pictures are from his book, “A Hong Kong Memoir.”
Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)
this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen
congrats! your smokebox was blue
this means you will birth a Denim Child
I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
The genre of their baby
Easy Listening Baby
Smooth Jazz Baby
post-progressive dreamfunk baby
Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby
ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T
>tfw no vaporwave baby
This post is a journey
i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too
one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish
this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:
with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese
however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)
so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably
Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.
Like, minus the whole superman aspect.
because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)
It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?
Well, I do now.
He is a very good character in the tradition of people being unique in ways that don’t always make sense. A big supermodel-looking dude in a newsroom talking about tractors makes as much sense as a forty-seven-year-old female bassoonist who collects Clint Eastwood memorabilia being the editor-in-chief or a teenage Quaker with a penchant for Regency novels and mountain biking being the intern.
That said, have you considered him showing up at the office Halloween party wearing a really good Batman costume, that he may or may not have borrowed from Batman?
Clark Kent the epic cosplayer. Seriously.
“oh my goodness, Clark, do you SEW on top of everything else? What an amazing costume!”
Clark aw-shucks his way through explaining that when he can certainly do bachelor sewing - his mother would never have let him leave home without basic survival skills - the costume was sewn by a friend…
It was sewn by Alfred. Alfred sews all of Batman’s costumes.
Even the strongest of heroes, can be weak
In case you forgot Mike Pence is human garbage…
So I made a VERY TINY D&D ZINE very last minute for SPX (like I stayed up all Friday night finishing it and we drove to a kinko’s the morning of the con and printed it and i was binding them at the table) and I figured, hey, why not throw it up here for you all to see!
I do want to try and do a second edition at some point where I have a mini strip for EVERY roll 1 through 20, but for now I think it turned out pretty cute~
apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night
let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic
dont let your white friends convince u to fuck with spirits this halloween
Real shit
Oh for-
Fucking call demons up. They get bored. All the scary stories about them are the inventions of repressed christians.
Call up some spirits if you know what you’re doing. But demons are pretty chill.
^^ see, thats the white friend im trying to warn yall about smh
Eaglecrest House Aesthetics - Justitopia
And democracy requires compromise, even when you are 100 percent right. This is hard to explain sometimes. You can be completely right, and you still are going to have to engage folks who disagree with you. If you think that the only way forward is to be as uncompromising as possible, you will feel good about yourself, you will enjoy a certain moral purity, but you’re not going to get what you want. And if you don’t get what you want long enough, you will eventually think the whole system is rigged. And that will lead to more cynicism, and less participation, and a downward spiral of more injustice and more anger and more despair. And that’s never been the source of our progress. That’s how we cheat ourselves of progress.
Obama’s full remarks at Howard University commencement ceremony - POLITICO (via apsies)
If you think that the only way forward is to be as uncompromising as possible, you will feel good about yourself, you will enjoy a certain moral purity, but you’re not going to get what you want.
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Burr is every bit as smart as Hamilton, and every bit as gifted, and he comes from the same amount of loss as Hamilton. But because of the way they are wired, Burr hangs back where Hamilton charges forward. I feel like I have been Burr in my life as many times as I have been Hamilton. I think we’ve all had moments where we’ve seen friends and colleagues zoom past us, either to success, or to marriage, or to homeownership, while we lingered where we were—broke, single, jobless. And you tell yourself, ‘Wait for it.’ —Lin-Manuel Miranda
A Message to Young People from Andrei Tarkovsky
