Love Is A Rain Of Diamonds

Hello, my name is Matt. Welcome to my blog. My blog background pic is by Dodocity.

[niknak79]

[black-birdy]

Desk organizers really do work.

[pretty--birdy-blog]

me: facebook.tumblr.com

me: google.tumblr.com

me: youtube.tumblr.com

me: tumblr.tumblr.com

me: omg why isn't it working

[sabrinagrimm-deactivated2015081]

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

[jockxgoth]

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[coleytaylor]

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[fireflufferz-deactivated2022021]

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[radiottoxicity]

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[funeral-gnome-deactivated202406]

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

[angelicjace-blog-blog]

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

I

[blackcanarys-movedblogs-deactiv]

[jinxagain]

me when someone tries to explain math

[writerswritecompany]

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

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[thirty-flirty-thriving]

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

[yung-rage]

do not do this to my frail and mortal being

[lawyerupasshole-deactivated2011]

[pretty--birdy-blog]

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

[lordgolden]

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

[scullsy-deactivated20210817]

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

[mikelo]

I am intrigued. There has to be a story behind this.

Beards, man.

[mockstrad]

I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life. 

[mitchellhp]

[nick-carragay]

when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums you should probably see a doctor 

[hopefulartandwriting]

[aquamarinealyssa]

this fits in so many ways it’s not funny

[darkerthanblack]

so i guess on facebook funimation voted trisha elric best mother but i think we all know who the best mommy award goes to

[theinternetaccordingtoadrian]

[grugfan-blog]

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

[excalibells]

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

[vikingstorytime-blog-blog]

#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people

[eymo]

BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE IN-THE-MIDDLE BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE ONE BOOB

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE NO BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOUR BOOBS ARE TWO DIFFERENT SIZES

IT’S FINE IF THEY AREN’T

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE FAKE BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE REAL ONES

YOUR BOOBS ARE FINE

YOUR BOOB VEINS AREN’T GROSS

YOUR NIPPLES LOOK PERFECT

BOOB INSECURITY IS SILLY

THEY’RE LUMPS OF FAT STOP