Pretty Evil Pukicho

Hey Chat! I'm Evil-Pukicho-Real's twin sister! And i am superior in EVERY way! And im prettier lol

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Hey just gonna search up the chatacter from deltarune that manages tasques since I forgot her name

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

it's all porn.

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Hey just gonna search up the chatacter from deltarune that manages tasques since I forgot her name

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Why the FUCK is the KFC dating game listed as hentai

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

finger lickin' good they say

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Why the FUCK is the KFC dating game listed as hentai

[no-one-offical]

Oh right I have a husband

[evilpineapple-offical]

yes you do

[no-one-offical]

{wakes up on the spot, on the couch. You're insane to think i've spoken. Indeed. I had only just woken up. Insane person}

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. I don’t even know how to react anymore.

[no-one-offical]

Neither do I.

I'm sorry.

{He's missing... an eye.}

[evilpineapple-offical]

You need to stop apologising.

.. I did miss you though

*he walks over, sitting beside you*

We’re matching now

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

I missed something why are you both missing eyes?

I keep telling myself 'EP, keep up with your friends' lore' and I keep forgetting to

[evilpineapple-offical]

I lost mine when I got pulled out of the black hole that is my mother, and No One lost his in the war he won’t tell me about.

I mean technically I still have my eye, but it doesn’t work. That’s why my pupil is constantly dilated while the other is basically non-existent

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

The lore gets complicated

...

Hey maybe i should take out Fic!Pretty EP's eye out so she can match!

[evilpineapple-offical]

Wha

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

MY FUCKING (fic version's) EYE

[no-one-offical]

Oh right I have a husband

[evilpineapple-offical]

yes you do

[no-one-offical]

{wakes up on the spot, on the couch. You're insane to think i've spoken. Indeed. I had only just woken up. Insane person}

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. I don’t even know how to react anymore.

[no-one-offical]

Neither do I.

I'm sorry.

{He's missing... an eye.}

[evilpineapple-offical]

You need to stop apologising.

.. I did miss you though

*he walks over, sitting beside you*

We’re matching now

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

I missed something why are you both missing eyes?

I keep telling myself 'EP, keep up with your friends' lore' and I keep forgetting to

[evilpineapple-offical]

I lost mine when I got pulled out of the black hole that is my mother, and No One lost his in the war he won’t tell me about.

I mean technically I still have my eye, but it doesn’t work. That’s why my pupil is constantly dilated while the other is basically non-existent

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

The lore gets complicated

...

Hey maybe i should take out Fic!Pretty EP's eye out so she can match!

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

BITCH

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Oh? There is an even more evil one?

Nice to meet you! I am sans the skeleconch the jester!

Nice to meet you Sans

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Can we commit crimes sometime? I think it would be fun!

[evil-evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

im the evilest one

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HOW DEEP DOES THE EVIL GO!?

[evil-evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

it goes deeper than you could ever think

you must trust none

none are safe

mephisto prizes once more

the sun shall fall

the stars burn out

paper shredded and torn

ink reduced to none

from the ashes flowers grow

for...

sorry what was I talking about?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

No idea, you kinda lost me when you started speaking in poem.

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

I'm pretty sure the evil got to their head a little bit, hard to stay sane past a certain threshold ykyk

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

it kind of just runs in the Evil Pukichos, yk? Specifically the thing that turns some of us blue

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

oh no D: Is the bioluminescence effecting your brain?

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

blue

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

green

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

pink

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Hey!! Guess who i am my pretty puki!!

whwuh... huh... uhh... you're... umm... Evil pukicho's evil sister...? possibly...? Are you...

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

True!

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

How yas doin' today, PEPO?

WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP CALLING ME PEPO?! Thats it, get in the anonymous crusher.

[keysmash-translator-offical]

Alright, everyone.

Now that the party is assembled, we must figure out how exactly to enter the void to save the stubborn, stubborn entity that is No-One.

@evilpineapple-offical , @timekeeper-offical , do either of you have any idea how to do this?

[evil-satan-offical]

EXCUSE ME, I KNOW IM NOT INVOLVED, BUT IM VERY POWERFUL. I COULD HELP IF NESSACERY

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

I can help as well, especially since I have a lot of magic since mod finally gave me things beyond basic isekai abilities

[oc-traumatizer-offical]

I make your Oc’s trauma worse or give them some my current hit list is

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical he’s just to jolly

@moth-villain-offical same as that conch

@killer-offical they are just lame

@evilpineapple-offical I just don’t like them they look like they have pineapple on pizza

*THATS GOOD*

No it isn’t mod

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

waow i sure do love not being on the list Sure do hope nothing bad happen!

[oc-traumatizer-offical]

What’s your worst fear

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

in or out of character?

[oc-traumatizer-offical]

Whoever will tell me evil puki’s fears honestly

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

ok, in character Cats, I, being a rat, am afraid of cats, very scary they want me dead they will kill me

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Weakling, git gud

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*sprawls across table in sexy pose*

I need somebody to write officalverse fanfiction about me oughhhh

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

*climbs out of a hole like a gremlin*

I mean, I can include you, but youll probably just get slimed out by my sister

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

nooooo i wanna be the main character >:(

OR you can js make me a villain and have me die ✨ majestically ✨

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

ok you're getting turned into glitter and you appear for like, a single chapter, kk love you bye cya no take backs!!

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

NO GIMME A CHARACTER ARC AT LEAST PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Itd only delay the inevitable, but sure, learn how futile your actions were before succumbing to the shining dust :3

[evilpineapple-offical]

*knocks at your door*

Yo, EP 2 (I am EP 1 since im cooler >:3) open up i need to see if the depression archive is still happening or if I missed it

I’m an orb idk what you’re talking about

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

why are you an orb

[inneffable-doctor]

Why aren’t YOU, that’s what the real question is

🤨

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

you see, I wasn't there, so now im square

[inneffable-doctor]

Well then…

Bippity boppity bangle,

You are now a TRIANGLE.

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Cursive mention

[inneffable-doctor]

Oh god ive summoned them… where’s the og? Are you their henchmen? Hench… Puki… Henchos?

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Their sister lol, also im no henchman, im greater than them OG is still in the room, just barely off screen

[evilpineapple-offical]

*knocks at your door*

Yo, EP 2 (I am EP 1 since im cooler >:3) open up i need to see if the depression archive is still happening or if I missed it

I’m an orb idk what you’re talking about

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

why are you an orb

[inneffable-doctor]

Why aren’t YOU, that’s what the real question is

🤨

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

you see, I wasn't there, so now im square

[inneffable-doctor]

Well then…

Bippity boppity bangle,

You are now a TRIANGLE.

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Cursive mention

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I have commited a great sin of which i must atone for. anywyas @evil-pukicho-real-offical and PEPO made in blender. poorly. this took me an hour what am i doing with my life????

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Never call me PEPO again. I do however regret turning you into glitter, since this is really good.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Why thank you pretty. Also don’t sweat about the glitter thing, I got (marginally) better.

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

well, at least you're doing better than Fic!ELSO

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I have commited a great sin of which i must atone for. anywyas @evil-pukicho-real-offical and PEPO made in blender. poorly. this took me an hour what am i doing with my life????

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Never call me PEPO again. I do however regret turning you into glitter, since this is really good.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

*I enter the lair.* @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

{there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you} {and the exit behind you}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*I flip a coin, and go left*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it’s locked}

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

wrong acc...

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{the stairwell door is locked}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*she pulls out her katana slashes the door into two, breaking it, and enters*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{the door doesn’t break}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(how strong is the door??)

(Yknow what, whatever)

*She sees it doesn't break, and instead slashes the air, cutting open a fabric in space and time, she climbs through it, and walks a bit forward, before exiting to go to the other side of the door,

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you run into the door somehow}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

...

*despite the fact that in canon, she would've broken the door anyways, she understands that the story does not lead to here, so she continues right, for that is what the story asks of her.*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you see a hall full of various rooms}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*she enters a random one.*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{you find yourself in a storage room}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*I look around for anything important*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{you see a box labeled “ conveniently placed stairwell keys”}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*i pick it up, and keep searching*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find nothing else of note}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*she goes to the stairwell*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find yourself in front of the locked stairwell}

{you can tell that once you progress that you won’t be able to go back} {are you sure you are done with everything on this floor?}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*that seems important*

*i go back*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{where do you go?}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*she searches every room to see if there's anything important*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you see a room labeled}

PRETTY EP

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*i have the faintest feeling this is important, I enter is*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you see a room decorated to your liking} {for some reason something about one of the walls feels off}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*i attack the wall*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it breaks, there’s a door behind it}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*i open the door*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find the katana minigun your boss talked about}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*she picks it up, time to go down the stairwell.*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{you find yourself on floor two} {you see some strange water floating around}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*keep going.*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{the water starts flowing towards you}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*inspection water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it looks like normal water}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*Takes out a flower from my pocket, and places the stem in the water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{nothing happens}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Strange.

*continues walking*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{some of the water blocks your way}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

-_-

Well, let's see how far the narrative nerfed me.

*she does the same thing she tried to do to get past the stairwell door earlier*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{once your blade touches the water it instantly turns to ice}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(what?)

(No, the thing i do is cutting open the fabric of space to go to the void and get past things)

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{for some reason you find yourself unable to do that whilst within the castle of alls ruler}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Damn, I've been nerfed to hell *i just avoid the water whilst walking*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it is blocking the way}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

damn

*i look for a way to go around*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you see another hallway without the water}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Seems my fate has been sealed, let's hope it has mercy.

*i go to it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you see a group of suits of armor blocking your path}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(Ok, just to check, how far nerfed have I been for the narrative?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

(you just can’t skip puzzles)

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(oh I thought it was a battle)

*inspects the armor*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

(It is}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(Alr)

*anyways, I inspect the armor, sure nothing bad will happen!*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{The armor all attack you in unison}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*i block with my katana, id use something stronger but I've been nerfed to hell, so it probably wouldn't work*

*i attack with my katana*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you cause a few to crumble yet the others continue their assault}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(i know I've been nerfed to hell but how much of my abilities do I still have?)

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{I know nothing about your abilities}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

(alright, since I've been nerfed for the narrative, ill use weaker abilities, or all abilities i do use will be nerfed)

welp.

*i stab the ground with my katana, and out the ground, Pink beams of energy wrap around the armor like vines, I attack the armor again, and my energy vines fizzle out*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{they all fall apart} {you notice a strange star shaped crest}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

*i inspect it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it feels magical}

[pretty-evil-pukicho-offical]

Hopefully I'll get unnerfed

*i tie it to my head*