[princessdraconic]

Yukari Yakumo — "Come in, Ran." Lady Yukari waits for you on a western style canopy bed in a gauzy nightgown.

Inventory [Trivial : Sucess] —All of this furniture is new, likely from the outside world.

Sycophancosis — She's rewarding you! You're being rewarded!

Beastly Senses — She's disheveled and she reeks.

Inventory [Challenging : Failure] — Her last bath was a month, no, two months ago? It's hard to recall.

Beastly Senses [Trivial : Success] Three months.

Yukari Yakumo — "Are you really going to make me wait?"

Sycophancosis — Are you???

[Ran-Type Architecture] "No, my Lady."

[Servant's Pride : Hard] "May I suggest a bath?"

[Ancient Fox Spirit : Impossible] "Fuck off, hag."

You — "No, my Lady."

You cross the threshold into her chambers. The smell is overwhelming. Lady Yukari desperately needs that bath and you failed to insist on it.

DAMAGED MORALE -1

Yukari Yakumo — "I think you should relax." She spreads her legs suggestively. Her bush pokes out of the slightly too small lace panties that you've been unable to throw out.

"You've been working so hard lately."

You — Is that true?

Sycophancosis — Obviously it is! Why else would she say it?

Inventory — The intensity of our tasks is exactly the mean it has been for the last five years.

Servant's Pride — It isn't normal to get recognition like this out of nowhere. There hasn't even been an incident.

You — Is Lady Yukari plotting something?

Inventory — There hasn't been a span of time longer than 26 seconds in the last hundred years where she hasn't been plotting something.

"What do you need, my Lady?"

[Ancient Fox Spirit : Impossible] "Fuck off, hag."

You — "What do you need, my Lady?"

Yukari Yakumo — In lieu of responding, she tugs her panties away.

Beastly Senses — She does smell better like this.

Vixencraft — Put it in her. You can be coy with other women, but you need this. Now.

"As you wish."

[Vixencraft : Challenging] Breed that old woman.

[Ancient Fox Spirit : Impossible] RAPE HER AND EAT HER ROTTEN LIVER.

Vixencraft [Challenging : Success] — You mount Lady Yukari for some average missionary sex. She's insisting on making it more romantic than that. Tracing her spidery fingers down your face, pulling you in for kisses. The excitment between your legs is palpable.

Sycophancosis — Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Vixencraft — As you manage to get your own undergarments out of the way and slowly push into her you—

Beastly Senses — It's cold and windy instead of warm and wet. Also your knot is stuck and you can't pull out.

". . ."

[Servant's Pride : Heroic] "That's a good prank, Lady Yukari."

Servant's Pride [Heroic : Failure] — You try to let Lady Yukari know that you're in on her joke and think it's funny at she's trapped your cock in a gap in some unknown location, but instead you collapse on top of her and start to cry.

DAMAGED MORALE -1

Yukari Yakumo — She looks at you with a pitying smile while you sob on top of her. She doesn't seem to feel the need to say or do anything besides take in the scene you're making.

Ancient Fox Spirit [Legendary : Success] — I'm getting really sick of this fucking hag.

Servant's Pride — We can't say that.

Ran-Type Architecture — Definitionally, you can't, yes.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[pretty-plastic-plating]

Just discovered The most annoying Moon Stair historic site I've ever seen, entirely filled with giant weeps and no other enemies, completely harmless but for the extreme tedium of attempting to navigate and loot it

[illtenji]

a miko a day keeps the youkai away

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[pretty-plastic-plating]

the funniest way to beat Saad Amus and get his loot is to inject blaze, walk into his cryochamber while he's still frozen, and use Dueling Stance + Sweep to just. knock his vibrokopesh out of his hand. and then leave.

[dykeferatu]

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

[dykeferatu]

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

[ace-trainer-alice]

I just think it must be really difficult to care for the tertial feathers where your wings meet your back, so I'm offering my help with preening. That's why I'm wearing the gloves, to not intermingle the oils. Stop walking backward. Surely this is better than the alternative? It seems like it'd feel really uncomfortable to have to reach your hands around back there. Oh, what do I get out of it? Just the satisfaction of a job well done. And maybe also listening to all the little noises you make.

[songforaname]

mutuals do this

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[discoursedrome]

The AI encyclical doesn't yet have a Latin translation, because even though the Latin version is "official", it takes six to twelve months longer to prepare than all the others, an issue exacerbated by the use of terms that don't already have established neolatin translations. Since the timing is important and they don't want to rush the Latinists, they seem to have decided a few years back to move the Latin versions "off the critical path", even though this adds a layer of absurdity to the whole business. Since the encyclicals are still issued simultaneously in like ten other languages, this leaves it uncertain which version should be considered official -- it's likely that it was first written in Italian or perhaps English, then translated, but when the Latin version finally comes out like a year from now, it will retroactively be considered the official copy, and all the others will be considered vernacular translations of it. Which is already a funny story about where pragmatism meets tradition, but in reading about this I found some commentary from someone formerly of the Vatican's Latin office, who mentioned something even better: that one benefit of this process was that the Vatican got to see the public discourse about the document while translating it, which gave them a chance to tailor it to any controversies or confusion that might arise, so that, for instance, if there were competing readings of a passage based on subtle differences between translations, they could pick which one to favour after the fact. This means that this is sort of like Steam Early Access for papal encyclicals.

[ammnontet]

the ultimate weapon

[druidquest]

you only hate the demon lord because her dark forces burned tour village and murdered your parents. i hate the demon lord because she wont text me back. we are not the same

[colfy-wolfy]

a happy lil expie on ur dash, say hi

[neruzou]

明日配る色紙です！久々に描きました！

[goomboat]

Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai

[goomboat]

Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai